Double Trouble!

By: SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan

Chapter 1: Me and my HECTIC life!

"Yaaaaaaaawn!" A dark-haired, pale eyed gorgeous teenager poked his head out of his bed. He sleepily rubbed his eyes as he peeped out of his warm covers.

"Mm...it's too beautiful to go outside. Maybe I should spare ruining the perfect scenery and go back to sleep..." He murmured.

"Hey! Hey! HEY! IT'S HANA-BAAAAAAAIIII!" A loud, obnoxious ten -year old ran and jumped on the boy's bed. "AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET UP, NII-SAMA!"

Now before you get lost, (which i'm sure you already are) you must be wondering: Who the hell is this kid? What is going on? The most likely one: Did I click on the wrong link? Well, don't you dare click that back button because i'm about to explain everything.

First things first. You know that kid in the bed? Well that's me, Hyuga Neji. I'm a Junior at Konoha High School, but (lucky me) that all will change by the end of today; because today's the last day of school. After today, I'll be a regular 17 year old on summer vacation. But as of right now, i'm still Hyuga Neji trying to rid his pesky and deranged younger cousin from pouncing him to death.

"Hanabai...get...off..of...me...NOW!" I kicked her just as she was about to land on me once again. She flew off my legs and hit my dresser. A drawer that had been sticking out slipped out and almost hit Hanabai; but she rolled to the side and dodged it just in time.

"I'm telling oba-chan on you, you big meany!" She yelled at me.

"To be honest Hanabai, I don't give a flinging, flying hamburger what you do to me. It's the last day of school; and i'm not letting you ruin that for me."Well...I'm still telling!" She got up to storm out of my room.

"Oh, and Hanabai," I sat up in my bed, seeing as I couldn't miss my last day of school.

"What?!" She snapped.

"Nice reflexes." I smirked.

"Whatever!" She puffed and stormed out of my room.

"Hn." I smirked. She's always too easy to anger.

{Downstairs during breakfast}

After I showered and got dressed, I walked downstairs to the kitchen. My older cousin Hinata was making an French omelette. Hinata's shy, but she's alright. I see her more as a sister than a cousin, and she's a lot of fun when she's not busy blushing; or dreaming about her crush on one of my friends, Uzamaki Naruto. After all, anyone's better than Hanabai.

I picked up a box of my favorite Coca Puffs, grabbed a bowl and the jug of milk, and snatched up a spoon from an empty bowl.I then set everything down. I looked into the box of Coca Puffs, only to find out it was empty. Again. And just like the last time, there was no Super Smash Bros. Brawl discount coupon.

"What? Again? I'm pretty sure I didn't have a midnight snack." I mumbled to myself. I was getting irritated. If I can't get my day started off right, then who knows what else will go wrong?

I turned around to ask who ate the last of my Coca Puffs; but I got a glance at a cereal bowl. Not only that, it was filled with munchy, crunchy and if I dare add, chocolately cereal. Then I looked up to see who was the guilty culprit.

Hanabai!

"Oops. Seems like I ate all of the Coca Puffs. Hm. Sorry Neji." She smirked at me.

"Why," I growled. "Did you eat all of My Coca Puffs!?"

"What? It's not like the box has your name on it." She continued to smirk at me in that teasing way of hers.

I lifted the box and faced the end towards words were written on it that read: HYUGA NEJI: PRIVATE PROPERTY OR ELSE!

"Oops. My bad." Hanabai replied.

Something fell on the floor, but before I could pick it up, Hanabai swiped it.

"I believe this belongs to me." She sneered at me.

I took a closer look at it, and realized that whatever feel on the floor was a *gasp!* A SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL DISCOUNT COUPON!

"Hanabai, you know i've been saving those up to get that game!" I yelled at her.

"Well, you don't have to worry about that, 'cause I'M gonna get it and I'M gonna be the one who hogs the Wii! Oh, and all those other coupons? You won't have to worry about those because I took them all! Keeping all of your most prized possessions under your bed isn't always smart. You should know, seeing as Daddy sees you as the genius of the family." She stuck her tounge out at me.

"Why you little bit-" I almost finished my sentence, but then my Uncle Hiashi literally flew downstairs.

"Hana-chan, Neji, why must you always argue? I don't have time for this. I'm already late for my staff meeting as it is." My Uncle picked up the storage plate Hinata had placed his French omelette in. He quickly smiled at her. "Now Neji, I want you to take care of your cousins. Hinata, make sure you walk Hanabai to and from school. Oh, and Hana-chan," His voice turned soft and sweet. "Make sure you be good for your sister and cousin, okay?"

"Okay, Daddy!" She jumped up and gave him a big hug.

I simply just rolled my eyes. He never did that to any of us.

"You kids have a great last day of school, okay?" He ran out of thew door before any of us could respond.

"Yeah, right. Whatever." I grumbled.

"U-um, Neji-nii-san, lemme make you a French omelette. I have some extra egg mix left over." Hinata smiled.

"Sure. Thanks, Hinata-nii-sama." I sighed. I eyed the fresh coffee that Uncle Hiashi was too busy to pick up. I grabbed it and took a big swig.

"Nii-san! You know coffee stunts your growth!" Hinata exclaimed.

"Well, I have a feeling i'm gonna need it today." I grunted.

"Man," I thought. "I just hope things are less hectic at school today. Thank God it's the last day!"