Slenderwoman
A/N: This is my first fic about Slenderman, and I decided to do a little strange story(BTW, I am pretty high right now)...You know, something out of the norm. Anyways, I'm done talking. Here...we...GO!
Darkness filled the woods in which the fabled Slender Man roamed. No one dared enter the woods...No, not after the Arlington massacre. Ten kids went to the very woods. Only one came out alive. He described the experience as horrific and about how his friends all disappeared. Then, he saw him, or rather, it. He told the police everything. After a long, tenuous search, everyone gave up. Though no one knows what happened, the teens were all ruled as murdered. The survivor, Tom, was traumatized by the events that occurred that night. He was in his room wondering if what he saw was true.
"TOM! Get down here now!" Tom's mother called. As Tom stood up, he heard a creak in his closet. When he circled around, fear mounted his face!
"Ahhhhhhh!" said Slender Man as he jumped out of the closet, "You can say that I just "came out". Huh? Huh?"
Tom was shocked by the creature's words, "You're not gonna kill m-" Slender Man then swooped the boy up and his stomach opened, revealing his insides. Tom screamed, "PLEASE! I'M TO YOUNG!" In swift succession, Slender Man ate the boy and jumped out the window.
He fell two stories and a loud thud, "OW! My ass!" He yelled. Slender Man then proceeded to leave. As he left, he saw something that caught his eye, or rather, that beautiful empty space where his eye should be. It was a woman standing beside another home. Her hair was long, and her body formed a Coke bottle shaped. She wore a Calvin Kline dress and had lipstick. Unlike most women, however, her face was void of...well a face. Slender Man, unable to resist temptation, walked up to her, "Hey, sexy. You don't come here often do you?" The woman grew eyes just to roll them at the cheesy one-liner. Slender continued, "If you were one of my victims, I'd pick you first."
"Listen, bitch!" The woman retorted, her voice sounding as if she were a ghetto hood rat, "I don't know who you hollerin' at with yo fake ass suit. Bitch, I bet that ain't even a real tie...Oh but you kinda cute...I could do some freaky shit with you.'
So it happened...Slender Man and Slender Woman began making love...Then, as apart of ritual, Slender Woman began to eat him whole. Slender's last words were, "Doesn't matter...Had sex."