Video game lifestyles episode 1: Vanellope
i don't own anything
a camera turns on to reveal a peppermint man fixing his suit
"Do I look alright?"
"Jack you're on" said the cameraman
"What, oh yeah right. Hello folks, the names peppermint jack, I'm just your average sugar rush citizen and the host of Tv's new, Video game lifestyles, where I visit a video game character and see what their lives are like. Today we'll be looking at the leader of the game, Vanellope Von Schweetz. Who used to live her life in a filthy ditch, but now lives a life of the filthy rich. Let's take a look in her home shall we?" Asked Jack
(Vanellopes castle)
"We've been able to get permission to get into the castle and have just learned that Vanellope is in the shower for some alone time. We have a limited time here so we're gonna surprise her" said Jack
he opened the door to Vanellope's private bathroom and could see Vanellope's shadow through the shower curtain. Vanellope was scrubbing her hair and humming the sugar rush theme song
Jack ripped open the shower curtain
"Smile, you're on camera" said Jack
Vanellope's eyes shot wide open and she screamed and tried to cover her body with the shower curtain
"Vanellope you are on Video game lifestyles, what do you have to say to our viewers?" Asked Jeff
"DAAAAD" screamed Vanellope
"Oh please you don't have a dad" said Jack
"Yes I do I'm adopted" said Vanellope angrily
"By who?" Asked Jack
"Hey, what're you guys doing interrupting my daughters shower?" Asked someone angrily
the crew turned around and saw Wreck it Ralph angrily standing over them with his hands in fists
"Hello sir my name is-
Ralph grabbed jack and threw him into the hallway
"Save the film, save the film" shouted jack
The cameraman ran away from Ralph but he grabbed him and the cameraman dropped the camera. The camera stayed on for a few seconds as Ralph smashed the cameraman into the floor
(Technical difficulties, Please Stand By)