Trickster

HashiMada first kiss! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.


"Hah! I won!" The spiky haired boy had the other kid trapped against the warm surface of a huge boulder.

"Not really…" Hashirama smirked, however his hands were empty and caught in his friend's grip.

"Eh? What are you talking about? You couldn't have trapped me." Despite the confidence in his words, obsidian iris' scanned the woods.

Hashirama waited till Madara faced him once more. "It's not a trap."

"Obviously… Stop smiling like that! You are so-" Before he could even finish his sentence, his lips were crushed by another set of lips.

Clumsily Hashirama pulled Madara close, squishing himself in the process. With the fingers of one hand, he wove through the black tangles. The other hand clutched at the blue fabric covering Madara's back. Their noses were pressed flat against each other- this was definitely not the way to kiss.

After a long minute, Hashirama hesitantly loosened his hold, Madara would punch him now… That was for sure. Actually, he was surprised he hadn't been punched already.

However, no punch was delivered then, nor was one delivered now. The same eyes that had surveyed the trees were open wide, Hashirama feared they would pop out.

"W-What was that?"

"A kiss?"

"I know that! Why did you kiss me?!"

"Because I like you!"

"Boys don't kiss boys, idiot! Boys don't like boys either!"

"Who said that?"

"The elders, my father- everyone!"

"Tsk! I didn't think you'd be one to obey those geezers-"

"I'm not obeying anyone! Oh, I see- you just want to trick me into kissing you!"

Hashirama shook his head, "I don't want to kiss you again…"

"Oh."

"I didn't mean like that! I didn't say I wanted to kiss you again but- I …" he sighed and trailed off, averting his gaze.

"Hn. You are so confused." Madara pushed him back against the stony surface, gently touching his flanks. This time, he would tilt his head.

Hashirama felt his cheeks grow warm as his friend kissed him. It was slow, tender and it made him feel like his legs would buckle beneath him. For a while, the rest of the world ceased to exist.

Madara pulled back after a while, slipping out of the ring Hashirama's arms made around his neck, his lowered eyelashes barely concealed the gleam in his eyes. "I have to go now… It's late."

"Can we do this again?" Hashirama blurted, he was lucky that Madara was equally flushed and giddy. "E-Everytime we meet?"

"Hn. Sure, Hashirama."

"Oh! And… Don't let anyone else kiss you! Ok?"

"You're the only one stupid enough. No one else would risk their necks like that!" He smiled and crossed the river. One thing was for sure, he run to the riverbank even faster than before from now on.


Decades later Madara still kept his word, what would Hashirama have done if he asked the same? That tricky bastard...


Note: Hehehe... SasuNaru has two canon 'accidental' kisses. So why not give HashiMada one, no accident here though... ;)