Irreversible
Summary: Bella and a certain Cullen discuss an irreversible step
Disclaimer: Although Edward is clearly mine, I, in fact, did not create him. That was Ms Meyer's deal. And she helped with the rest of them too.
Warning: Very minor Eclipse spoilers, you probably won't learn anything you couldn't guess, but it's your call
"Are you sure about this?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
"You guess? Bella, this is an important decision. I mean, once I do this, there's no going back."
"I have no intention of going back. Just do it."
"You're positive this is what you want?"
"Positive."
"And you're sure you're ready?"
"I'm ready."
"All right, then here I go."
"Okay."
"Stop fidgeting."
"Sorry."
"Do not move or this could turn very ugly very quickly."
"I'm still."
"You know once it's gone, you can never get it back."
"Do you not want to do it?"
"Of course I want to. I've told you that a dozen times. I just want to make sure you understand the ramifications."
"I understand. Go."
"Wait."
"What?"
"What if you do not like it?"
"Not like it?"
"What if it's not good? And then you regret it, because it's what you'll have forever."
"Hey, stop it. Everything you do is better than any human could ever do it, so I'm sure this will be phenomenal."
"I'm nervous. I'm not usually nervous around humans."
"Just relax. Take a breath and go ahead. Do not worry about me."
"What if I hurt you?"
"We've been over this. If you're careful, which I'm sure you will be, you will not hurt me."
"Whew…okay, here goes…"
"Eyes open, please!"
"Oh, right, sorry. There, eyes open. Ready?"
"As I'll ever be."
"And here we go."
Snip. Snip. Snip.
"Whew."
"Oh, my God! Alice, it's beautiful!"
"You really like it? Enough to keep it forever?"
"I love it! I never thought my hair could look so great. Thank you."
"Oh, do not thank me. It's completely unnecessary. I'm sure that we'll each do a million and a half favors for each other in an eternity."
Door opens.
"Girls? Are you done? Cause Bella and I are supposed to have sex now."
AN: So, there ya go. Just a fun little mislead. Hope you liked it. Did anybody guess which Cullen before it was revealed? I know Edward's appearence at the end is completely out of character, but I think the idea of scheduled fornication hilarious.
Also, if you have a soul, you will review...