Siebold polished his exquisitely forged dongblade, which was the corpse of his late Aegislash mother, and thrust it into the left cornea of the pitiful mortal Wikstrom. Being doused in the blood of his mortal nemesis' laughable soulshell turned Siebold's blood livid. He honed his dongblade and swung it at Malva, who evaded the attack and retaliated with a Sacred Fire from her vagina, which was not a vagina but a crucible in which the souls of her crushed opponents were smelted into pure hatred to fuel her blazingly hostile spirit.
Malva vomited ketchup, which was hellcoffee brewed from the blood of Ash Ketchum and Red, all over Siebold, rusting his dongblade but making it stronger. He thrust it through the walls of the Pokemon League cathedral and raped Drasna. With his hardon relieved, Siebold's dongblade returned to the spatula it was meant to be, which he used to simmer the kidneys of Probopass to absolute flawless perfection, for the fine diners at Restaurant Le Wow.
Malva was pissed as fuck. She flew to Lumiose City and queefed fire all over it. Malva burned all the Furfrou in Kalos, since she likes Furfrou steaks, but hates furries. She killed every Pokefan outside of Kalos.
Diantha was sick of Malva being a closet Vivillon, so she rode her Gourgeist to Professor Sycamore's lab, ripped his face off, then put it back on upside-down, granting him the power to evolve to Pikablu, the ultimate Pokegod. Siebold caught up with Diantha and slapped her with his spatula. She laughed, then shot him 57 times with bullets made of Aggron cocks, causing his spatula to become Aegislash again. Siebold thrust his mighty dongblade six feet up Diantha's spine, bifurcating it perfectly for buttering and seasoning. Pikablu ate her, triggering an erection so massive it raped Arceus in its sleep.
Siebold laughed, removed his dongblade, then thrust it into his pancreas, which was actually Giratina's spleen, then ripped it out, coating himself in the almighty antimatter spleen oil. It was then Siebold realized he was diabetic, and had to piss from all the running water. He used Hydro Pump, killing the fuck out of Malva and pissing the shit out of Shalour City.
The Tower of Mastery, enraged by Siebold's attack, ate Unova, granting it the power to mega evolve. It mega evolved to a Lucario, which was not a Lucario but a Starly getting gangbanged by 54 Spinda and a transsexual Tyrantrum in a vacuum where time was space and space was flatulence. Mega Tower of Mastery fucked Cynthia with its Psychic/Fairy-type signature move, Pregorape, causing her to get pregnant and lay an egg containing the undiscovered Pokemon among undiscovered Pokemon. It was a Missingno. with Pikachu intestines in place of cells!
A Spore queef from a passing shiny Breloom knocked everyone out. They awoke to the sight of a Barbaracle in a thong. It was so ugly that everyone died.