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Draco and his friend Blaise landed outside a school somewhere. It was
overcast and looked like it was about to rain. Both of them looked around
confusedly at their surroundings.
"I don't think that Portkey took us to work, Draco." Blaise observed.
"Let's go inside," said Draco, looking at the clouds approaching in the
distance. There was no way he'd let his precious golden locks be caught in a
dirty rain shower.
When they walked inside, they found themselves in a school cafeteria. In the
centre was a salad bar, where a teenage boy stood - a boy that reminded both
Draco and Blaise of a pale Cedric Diggory. Blaise noticed that there was a
table with four other teens that were also extremely pale, and saw that all
of them - the Diggory-lookalike included - had golden eyes.
"Vampires," he muttered. After seeing them, he tried to motion to Draco to
warn him about the possible danger. But before he could do so, he saw Draco
get a crazed look in his eye and saw that Diggory-lookalike vampire was
holding an apple. Blaise sighed. He knew, from what he'd seen before,
specifically after he'd caught Draco with an apple, that his old friend was
otherwise occupied. It was very different, he would say, as there was no
words to describe what was going on.
Remembering this, he passed out on the floor. As he hit the ground with a
loud bang, most of the students stopped to stare, and a short haired female
vampire jumped up to start giving him CPR.
Draco snapped out of his trance-like state and turned to see the girl
learning over Blaise, chanting, "Do, do, do, do, another one bites the dust.
Do, do, do, do, another one bites the dust."
"Oi!" Draco shouted. "What the bloody hell are you doing?!"
His friend Blaise was passed out on the floor while this girl pale with
short hair was pressing on his stomach, singing a morbid song.
"I'm trying to save his life," she said calmly, still focused on the
unconscious Slytherin, "and to keep the rhythm I'm singing. What's the
problem with that?... Another one bites the dust."
"Relax, will you? My sister is just trying to save him," said the boy who
looked like Cedric.
As he turned around, Draco saw the bright red juicy apple in Cedric's hands
again and focused all of his attention on it. Draco's eyes grew wide and his
purples dilated. His mouth dropped open and his heart started to beat
faster.
"What are you doing with my apple?!" Draco yelled at him.
"It's not your apple, it's mine!" Diggory-lookalike yelled back.
"You can't just come in here and claim my apple."
"Oh yes I can," Draco said arrogantly. "Haven't you ever heard of
'Drapple'?"
"No," said Cedric, pursing his lips. "Haven't you seen the cover of this
book?" He threw Draco a copy of Twilight, the red-apple-holding hands
featured prominently on the cover. Draco tossed it aside and stepped
forward.
"Drapple," he said precisely.
"No," Cedric snarled.
"YES."
"NO!"
"YES!"
As Draco and Cedric were arguing over who the apple belonged to and the
sister attempted to revive Blaise, no one noticed a rabbit walk into the
room and pick the apple up. It took a bite, chewed for a bit then he
addressed both of them and said "Eh. What's up, doc?"
The two boys looked incredulous.
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