Tim Shepard: Welcome to Rumble With the Stars! I'm your host, Tim Shepard. Today on the show we have everyone's favorite greasers, Ponyboy, Sodapop, Darry, Two-Bit, Dally, and Johnny!
Steve: What about me?
Tim: I did say favorite, didn't I?
Steve: --cracks knuckles menacingly—Oh, Really?
Tim: Ok Steve, I'm sorry I'm sorry, now put down that baseball bat,
Director: Announce the guests already!
Tim: Oh yeah, of course, Today we also have Ashton Kutcher and Paris Hilton. So First of today is Darry and Ashton.
Ashton: --looks around confused—Dude…Where's my car?
Darry: You want some of this; let's take it outside!
Pony and Johnny: --girly giggles—oh he wants some of that!
Paris: Umm EW, that's like…Gross. –Turns to two-bit—umm is that like, my dog?
Two-bit: --puts dog behind him—No, I don't see no dog. Hey by any chance are you a natural blonde?
Paris: What kind of question is that! –Looks at Darry and Ashton, who are battling it out—Like oh em gee! What should I do?
Steve: why don't you call 911 stupid?
Paris: I'm not stupid, there's no 11 on the telephone.
Two-Bit: Oh, she's blonde all right.
Paris: what's that supposed to mean? –Twirls hair thoughtfully, a sudden look of comprehension dawning on her face. Snaps fingers in Z shape—OH NO YOU DI'INT! –Dives at two-bit.
Johnny: So…what should we do now? I feel so left out.
Pony: Well…Let's fight!
Johnny: ok, cheez-it boys! This is gonna get rough.
Tim: --glances at the fighting groups—You guys…you know this is just a show right…to see who can fight the best. DARRY PUT THAT CHAIR DOWN!
Darry: he took my sun tea!!!!
Tim: what the hell? Ok you guys stop it stop it now! –Gets tackled by Steve—I said I was joking!
Soda: --gets out popcorn—now this should be good…