Reno's Valentine Poem
I want you to be my valentine,
I want you 'cause you're so damn fine.
I love your little scrumptious ass,
It's so, firm that it's almost like brass!
But then there's that glorious bust!
It makes me melt into a pile of lust!
They're so round and they're so plump,
It looks like your filled it up with an air pump.
Your tight little mint skirt just entices me so!
It makes you look like a sexy little ho!
Then there's that tight shirt that you wear,
You just love to expose your body, without a care!
You're such a feisty little one!
Just stop, relax, and let me squeeze a bun!
So may you be my valentine?
I promise, you'll be forever mine!
A/N: Okay, if you haven't figured it out yet, that poem was directed to Tifa from Reno. I was thinking deranged and dysfunctional thoughts when I wrote this…O.o I was originally going to make a fic to go with this little poem, but I had unfortunately lost my rambling edge and I couldn't come up with anything funny. T.T R/R and tell me what you think.