Twilight never wanted a crown. She never wanted to lead. But she couldn't turn her back on everyone with Ponyville in need. She thought about this excessively that night. She had just gotten home from the event at the castle. Her thoughts were uneasy, so she went outside for a walk.
She made her way through the small town, and then onwards into the fields of grass. It was nice out tonight; a small breeze carried leaves along the deep blue sky. She decided to lay down on the hill and stargaze for a bit. One particular star caught her eye. It looked the lightest shade of pink.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" A voice said next to her. She jumped up immediately.
"Who the heck are you?" She asked, her horn glowing with a prepared magic attack.
"I'm Zim. Would you like a cookie?" This small figure, Zim, held out a cookie to her. It wasn't an actual cookie; it was a picture of a cookie from a cereal box that was torn out. Twilight took it to be polite.
"Thanks for the cookie, Zim…"
"No problem!"
The two gazed up at the sky again. They sat in silence for a bit. After a while, Zim, cardboard cookie in his mouth, pointed out the pink star.
"Do you see that star?"
"Yeah."
"That's my original solar system."
"Really? That's amazing!"
"It's not actually my original solar system."
"You little shit."
Zim got up. He took out a laser pointer and pointed it at the tip of Twilight's horn.
"Woah! A dot!" Twilight said, utterly amazed at the laser pointer laser point pointed at her point. She tried reaching up for it, but then remembered she was a pony. What a fucking idiot.
"Hahaha! Feel my unbridled rage!" Zim yelled enthusiastically. So sexy… Twilight thought.
She suddenly pounced on Zim, straddling his cute little extraterrestrial lap. He yelled out in surprise, but she covered his mouth so as not to cause a ruckus. The two sat there in silence for 2.14 seconds, gazing lovingly into each other's eyes. Zim suddenly leaned his head up and kissed Twilight passionately. Twilight kissed back, feeling the electric sensations coursing through her petite pony body.
Zim deepened the kiss, tickling Twilight's purple lips with his tongue. She opened her mouth, and Zim sprayed a strange liquid down her throat. She passed out.
When Twilight came to, she was on the ground. Her limbs were strapped down by strips of cardboard taped down, which she could easily get out of. Zim was pounding into her with some weird looking double helix-shaped alien dick, and since Twilight was a pony she was kind of into that.
"Yes my little alien, ride this pony around the field for 25 cents!" Twilight yelled out in ecstasy. Zim's tongue slithered out of his mouth, did a full 360° loop around his own body, and then down into Twilight's butt.
"Ow, no." She said the second it went in. He took it out. I guess I was wrong to base all of my sexual intentions around a human porn site, Zim thought to himself. He instead used his tongue to lightly caress Twilight's horn. Out of instinct, Twilight used her magic to activate her masturbation spell. Affecting both her and Zim, they both moaned loudly.
Zim increased his sexual miles per hour, sending Twilight crazy. She moaned out in ecstasy as she and Zim both came at the same time. Then Zim remembered he didn't have semen, so his body just spurted out syrup from that one time he ate waffles. Twilight licked it off of them both.
"That was fun." Zim said.
"No it wasn't, but okay." Twilight responded, obnoxiously shoving popcorn into her mouth.
"Okay." Zim said as he was slowly lowered down into the floor.
"Goodbye, Zach!" Twilight yelled down to him.
"It's Zim!" He yelled back.
"Wow. Zoop's such a cool guy…" Twilight said out loud as she walked back to her home, syrup oozing out of her pony vagina. She got home, shot a half-alien baby out of her butt, and went back to sleep. The end.