Link's Odd Jobs - Part 2
Link is now older.... Not so much wiser, but older none the less. He again goes looking for a new job. This time, he picks up a gig as a busboy at a restaurant, but just not any eatery.. this is a 5 star luxury swank cream-of-the-crop restaurant.
Link is given his first assignment. The King's royal guard is having their annual feast of harvest. He seems to be doing well, until the late hours when he needs his good ol' spiked Lon Lon Milk to keep him going.
King: Young man! I say, young man! *Link turns around half dazed* Young man, what is your name?
Link: My name? You waahanna know my name? *blinks a few times* "Let me see..." Link goes to check his sword since his name is engraved on it. In the process he swipes the King's crown off and it lands in his soup.
Link: Link.
King: My Crown!?
Link: No, I'm the busboy.
King: Yes...well... you're welcome to join the party. Meet my daughter, Zelda.
Zelda: *Walks up to Link, showing off her "wares"* Hi there big boy...
Link: Hey King...
King: Yes?
Link: Your kid's hot... got a real fine set of bombchu's...
King: Well, yes she is quite a... *harummps* I bet your PARDON?!
Link: You dhon't have to beg anything... I'll do this for free.. *starts dragging Zelda along*
Zelda: don't worry dad.. I know how to handle this... I've had practice..
King: Well I should hope that.... *half chokes on his words* you've had WHAT??!?!
Half an hour later, Link and Zelda come out of the backroom.
Link: Kinggie ol' boy.. I never had such great screw... your kid is the best...
King: So I hear....
Stay tuned... :)
Link is now older.... Not so much wiser, but older none the less. He again goes looking for a new job. This time, he picks up a gig as a busboy at a restaurant, but just not any eatery.. this is a 5 star luxury swank cream-of-the-crop restaurant.
Link is given his first assignment. The King's royal guard is having their annual feast of harvest. He seems to be doing well, until the late hours when he needs his good ol' spiked Lon Lon Milk to keep him going.
King: Young man! I say, young man! *Link turns around half dazed* Young man, what is your name?
Link: My name? You waahanna know my name? *blinks a few times* "Let me see..." Link goes to check his sword since his name is engraved on it. In the process he swipes the King's crown off and it lands in his soup.
Link: Link.
King: My Crown!?
Link: No, I'm the busboy.
King: Yes...well... you're welcome to join the party. Meet my daughter, Zelda.
Zelda: *Walks up to Link, showing off her "wares"* Hi there big boy...
Link: Hey King...
King: Yes?
Link: Your kid's hot... got a real fine set of bombchu's...
King: Well, yes she is quite a... *harummps* I bet your PARDON?!
Link: You dhon't have to beg anything... I'll do this for free.. *starts dragging Zelda along*
Zelda: don't worry dad.. I know how to handle this... I've had practice..
King: Well I should hope that.... *half chokes on his words* you've had WHAT??!?!
Half an hour later, Link and Zelda come out of the backroom.
Link: Kinggie ol' boy.. I never had such great screw... your kid is the best...
King: So I hear....
Stay tuned... :)