-1Jacob
1. Hit him in the head with a baseball bat and a crowbar.
2. Dye his fur pink.
3. Replace his food with dog food.
4. Call him a pixie. (my friend wants pixies…)
5. Try to shoot him with a silver bullet.
6. Make him phase into a werewolf and then steal his clothes.
7. Ask him how the bloodsucker is doing. (weird joke, don't ask)
8. Tell him Leah imprinted on him.
9. Dye his hair blonde.
10. Give him dog toys for his birthday.