Xiaolin Showdown does not belong to me
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So cute, so cute, so cute! were his giddy little thoughts. Those were his thoughts as his capricious little fingers stroked and patted the vivid green softness.
"Aww, I don't know what I would do without you!" he cooed as he nuzzled the itty bitty little thing. His frenzied fingers continued to pat and fondle.
The little leaf could only quake and quiver in fright as those fingers brazenly felt it up and those sopping-with-wetness lips kissed its fragile body with loving adoration.
This boy, this Jack continued to fuss and coo at it and the leaf could only wither and shrivel in his grasp. Maybe then he would stop, ohhh hopefully!
"I love you, Leafy! Yes, I do!" Jack said with that coddling babying tone.
Poor Leafy. Its body was battered and tattered and slightly sick brown. It let out a sigh and hoped that someone would rescue it or that it would wither...this boy was gross and had such messed up love issues!
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Blame this on yoyo-illuser...it was a joke between us and I decided to write it. A first for me since I don't write humor. Jack/Leafy...hmmm...perhaps the most strange pairing I have ever written. Wooo! Jack/Leafy 4ever!