The Rocky Horror Picture Show Minus Little Nell.

By:

Gabi and Matt

"I'm going home…."

Riff Raff cried softly as he watched Frank sing his heart warming jingle. Really Frank wasn't so bad of a guy. Sure he killed and raped a lot of people but come on. I'm sure Batman did it every once in a while. Gabi, the Joker and Batmans daughter was proof.

"Oh Frank give me a hug!" They hugged as they cried, mascara and blood ran down their cheeks, "We'll go to couples counseling!"

Little Nell was bored sitting in her little bed in her little room crying over Frank. Yeah, she got over Eddie really fast and was now in love with his murderer.

"That's it either Frank will love me or I'm digging up Eddies grave!" She screamed as she walked into the Floor Show room. "What's happening!" She screamed, sounding like Janet.

"So,,, " Started Janet. "Me and Brad had better leave." She began pushing Dr. Scotts wheelchair in the direction of the elevator.

"Where do you think your going," Frank nodded for Rocky to block the exits. "You are staying right here."

"Your not my mother! But you do need to buy my new CD Aquatic Sex and Squalor."

"Isn't that porn?"

"No… well, maybe… yeah!"

"Leave my castle!"

Little Nell ran crying out of the castle passing two teenagers on their way up to the door.

"Wasn't that Little Nell?" Said Matt. "Isn't she a porn artist?"

"Yeah…" said Gabi, the Joker and Batmans daughter. "She looks sad. Lets put a smile on her face!" She pulled out a knife.

Matt smiled - a real one not one caused by a knife. "You always come prepared!"

They got to the front door and knocked. A tall, blonde, muscle man with gold underwear opened the door.

"I'm just nine hours old… Truly beautiful to behold…" Rocky sang. Then he broke down crying. "Please don't rape me! I've had to much of that!"

Gabi held up the knife. "Lets put a smile on your face!"

Matt made her put the knife down.

"Damn it!" Said Gabi.

Brad popped in, still wearing his floor show costume. "Janet!" Then he ran away followed by Rocky.

"Oh… Kay?" Said the teenagers, as they nonchalantly walked inside.

Riff Raff suddenly stepped out of a coffin. "Hello, kiddies."

"We need help!" Lamented Gabi throwing her knife randomly in the air. "I need to find my parents! Have you seen any knife wielding maniacs lately?"

Suddenly the Joker came out of the coffin. "Has anybody seen my knife?" When he noticed the knife falling in slow motion in the air. "My knife!"

"Daddy!"

"Actually its Mommy." Batman jumped down from the chandelier. "I'm Daddy!"