The strange girl from the '37 ways to piss off Hiei!' appears with a rather large grin on. "Poison-Chan got so many Pm's about making another 37 ways that she did it! So I'd happily like to say…Welcome to 37 Ways to Piss of Kurama!" Dylan laughed evilly as she threw confetti up in the air.
1: Tell him how gay men love boys that smell like roses then laugh at the look he gives.
2: Knock him out along with Hiei then while they're both in lala-anti-Dylan-land, get a priest that is okay with marrying them when their sleeping.
3: Do NOT let them get a divorce by saying that if they did you would act like the love child and live with mom who was Hiei.
4: Name all his plants and scream if he doesn't call them by their names that are mostly 'Fluffy' 'boomboom' 'Hiei' 'Bob Jr' and 'Hotdog'
5: Steal all his seeds them trade them with sunflower ones.
6: Call him Paco for no reason.
7: When everyone is doing something serious like thinking (so hard for some of them) scream out 'PACO HAD A BRAIN FART!!!'
8: At exactly 1:06 am, not 1:05 or 07 but 6! Walk into his room and say a strange man with silver hair and fox ears was in your room. Do that seven times a week.
9: Blame Hiei for everything.
10: Write a fan fiction called '37 ways to piss off Kurama' then do it.
11: Plant a garden of man-eating plants then blame him for it.
12: Braid his hair and place girly things along with flowers into it.
13: Take a photo of 12 and show it to everyone for a nickel.
14: Tell him that Poison-Chan us planning to pair him with Len in 'What The?' Even if it isn't true.
15: Write then read out loud the most graphic yoai that pairs him with every guy. Even George the ogre.
16: Change his nickname from Paco to Charlie.
17: Reinact 'Candy Mountain; from You Tube with him as Charlie.
18: Take him to Mexico with no weapons and leave him in a dark alley.
19: Scream Frosty the Hitman in his ears.
20: Learn to play guitar.
21: Tell him that gnomes are after you then insist that you sleep in his closet.
22: Wait for a moment when everything is nice, calm and normal then yell out "My imaginary friend raped his imaginary friend in Kurama's bed." Then act like you did nothing.
23: Tell him it's alright to be gay in a crowded area.
24: Go to McDonalds with him then casually ask while drinking a milkshake if that was a prostitute in his apartment that morning.
25: Tell him about a dream Hiei had of him.
26: Paint his apartment purple then cry when he says he doesn't like it. If he does like it….paint it a different color the next day.
27: Tell him you can talk to squirrels
28: Rearrange his apartment completely. Example; Bathroom things in kitchen, bedroom things in toilet.
29: Let seventeen porcupines loose in his bedroom.
30: Get a rat from an alley way, wash it, put a girly pink bow on it, then name it after him.
31: Pretend your dying in a creepy way in Wal-Mart until he gives you money.
32: Sing the Gay Barbie Girl song with him as Ken and Hiei as Barbie.
33: Reinact the Great Flood in his bathroom.
34: Play hide-and-go-smash with his TV.
35: Ask him about his sex life at school.
36: Bake him a cupcake with a heart and sprinkles on it then place it in his locker at school with a note saying 'Love Hiei-boo'
37: Move into his apartment for a month.
And the way to make him want to kill you is this: Do all of this in one day, every day!!!
Muwhahaha, when I did word count without this authoress note it was 666. XD I think that this is evil then! Muwhahahaahaha! Anyways, you asked for this and you recieved!! If you have anything you would like to have added to this or to the Hiei one then please say so! Or any more 37 ways to piss someone off you want done. Well, I hope you enjoyed this!! I was laughing in my algebra class from writing this. Hehe.