This is a long over due fic for my friend Karen. We went strawberry picking a year ago and came up with this bizzare idea of Farfie picking strawberries and frockling through the fields. So a quick warning. It's stupid, it's pointless and most will probably not find it funny unless you're dehydrated and have a touch of heat stroke and have been strawberry picking for a few hours. That and have a really twisted imagination...




Schuldig walked in the door to the apartment after a long day of listening Takatori ramble on and on about how wonderful he was, and was greeted with the sight of the white walls being covered in various red smears. Some in distinctly red fingers having been dragged along the walls, others giant splatters like something had splattered.
'Sweet merciful crap,' Schuldig groaned inwardly 'who forgot to lock Farf up properly?'
He started to follow the red trail that cover both sides of the hallway and covered from the floor to about 2 feet above his head. 'Brad's gonna have a fit when he sees this.'
As he followed the trail he noticed that it did not lead down to Farfarfello's cell but rather through the living room and towards the kitchen. As he started to approach the kitchen he could hear the familiar whirl of Farfie's blender working.
"Farf? You in there," Schuldig called out cautiously. "You know Brad's gonna have a fit when he gets home and sees what a mess you've made. He's warned you about bring home people you've……" At this point Schuldig had pushed open the door to the kitchen and was shocked at what he saw.
"…killed."
The entire kitchen was covered, floor to ceiling, in red. Large chucks of something were stuck to the walls and the ceiling in various places.
In the middle of the kitchen sat Farfarfello with his blender in front of him. He stopped and looked up grinning, upon Schuldig entering the kitchen.
"What…" Schuldig started but was cut off by Farfie's answer.
"Strawberries hurt God."

~Owari~
I warned you it was stupid and pointless. Just like me and my Karen! Just so you know I don't expect any reviews for this