What I Think is REALLY Behind The Veil
Disclaimer: I do not own Barney, or Harry Potter.
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(Sirius falls through the veil)
Sirius popps into existence in a dense forest next to a large mossy rock and a stream that ran into the trees on his left.
Suddenly, a giant purple and green dinosaur lunged forward and tries to hug him while two other littler dinosaurs attach themselves to Sirius's legs.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sirius yells, "Where the bloody fuck am I?"
(The big dino grabs his wand and snaps it. Then they circle him eerily and begin to sing.)
"I love you….you love me. We're a happy family…"
"You're no family of mine!!!"
"With a big group hug (they tackled him to the ground ) and a kiss from me to you (they began making out with various parts of his body) Won't you say you love me too?"
"NNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! NEEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!" Sirius yells.
So they pull out machetes and hack him up into mince meat.
So end the (rather horrid) life of one Sirius Orion Black.
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