Hexagon: The story of the crazy relationships of Hogwarts' students, where you may find love triangles, quadrates and pentagons, spiced with my weird sense of humour.

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Chapter 1

What really happened after Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts.

Hermione is standing on platform 93/4, waiting for Harry, Ron and Ginny.

HERMIONE: Where the hell are they? The train is leaving in 5 minutes!

TRAIN: Choo! Choo!

HARRY, GINNY, RON: -come through the wall-

HERMIONE: -squeal- Ronnie! –jumps in his lap and kisses him like mad-

RON: Yeah, yeah, missed you too!

HARRY, GINNY: Awwwww!

TRAIN: Choo! Choo!

GINNY: Oh no! The train is leaving! Run!

EVERYBODY: -runs-

HARRY: Whew! We made it!

GINNY: Thank god!

HERMIONE: RON!

RON: -running after the train- HELP!

HARRY: Give me your hand! –reaches out hand-

RON: -grabs hand- Thanks, mate!

HERMIONE: Oh my god, Ron, I thought you were going to die! –hugs him tightly and starts kissing him all over again-

RON: -grumblegrumble-

GINNY: Stop it and let's go find a place to sit!

EVERYBODY: -sings- We're looking for a place to sit, we're looking for a place to sit…

HARRY: Here's an empty compartment!

EVERYBODY: -puts away bags and sits down-

HARRY: Hey, Hermione, aren't you supposed to be with the prefects?

HERMIONE: -smile- I should, but I decided to be with you guys!

RON: Ooh, a rebel! I like it! –starts making out with Hermione-

GINNY: -blink-

HARRY: -blinkblink-

GINNY: -rolls eyes- Oh, get a room!

RON, HERMIONE: -blush like mad-

COMPARTMENT: -is awkwardly silent-

HERMIONE: So… Isn't it nice to start a new school year without worrying about Voldemort?

GINNY: Yeah, can you believe he was just knocked out by a mandrake root? Who could have guessed it was that easy!

HARRY: -smirk- We'll have to thank his loyal Death Eaters for that. They were the ones who gave him the root for his birthday present and accidentally pulled it out of its pot.

RON: -laughs- Yeah, that was like, really stupid.

HERMIONE: It was lucky that he only had two horcruxes and you destroyed them both, Harry.

HARRY: -blushes- Well, yeah, I destroyed one of them but Dumbledore destroyed the second one.

RON: Oh yeah, Dumbledore! Crazy old man! Can you believe he staged his own death?

GINNY: I think that was a really clever move, Voldemort thought he had no more strong opponents, besides you Harry, of course, and he lost his guard. That's probably why he let his stupid Death Eaters give him the mandrake root.

RON: I still don't know how he could have trusted Snape though. I mean, he was a Death Eater! He could have killed Dumbledore if he had wanted to!

HARRY: Is Snape still teaching?

HERMIONE: Yes, he's teaching Potions again.

HARRY, RON, GINNY: -grumblegrumble-

GINNY: But who's teaching Defence then?

HERMIONE: I heard it was a teacher from Durmstrang.

RON: Not Krum!

HERMIONE: Of course not, he's only 21 years old! Why? Were you jealous? –huge grin-

RON: -nervous- No! Why would I be jealous of Krum?

GINNY: Hmm… let's see, he's tall, strong, fairly handsome, a professional quidditch player…

HARRY: -faked surprise- Oh my god Gin! Are you saying you prefer Krum over me?

GINNY: -laughs- Oh no, Harry. You are the only one for me!

HARRY: -starts making out with Ginny-

RON: -disappointed- What? So you can snog but we can't?

HARRY: Oh. Right. Sorry mate. So, about this teacher, do you know anything about him, Hermione?

HERMIONE: Well, she is an auror and quite young, as I heard, but none the less, she is supposed to be really good.

HARRY: But why did she want it? I don't think there are too many teachers who are willing to take that job. It's jinxed.

RON: But V-voldemort's dead now. That should lift the jinx, right?

GINNY: We'll just have to wait and see…

TRAIN: Choo! Choo!

HERMIONE: We're almost there! We better put on our robes.

EVERYONE: -puts on robes-

RON: Weird. This ride seemed shorter than usual.

HARRY: I think someone –cough-Jasmine-cough- was lazy and made the train ride shorter.

JASMINE: -stares-

HARRY: -looks innocently at the ceiling-

TRAIN: CHOO!

GINNY: -grabs bags- Come on! Let's go already!

EVERYONE: -gets off train-

HAGRID: -waves his hands and knocks over a few first years- Good ter see yeh, 'arry!

HERMIONE, RON, GINNY: -grumblemutter- We're like here too….

HAGRID: -looks at Ron, Hermione and Ginny- Oh, didn' see yer there, good ter see yeh too!

HERMIONE, RON, GINNY: Like, whatever.

HARRY: -sees the thestrals- EEP! Dead horsies!

HERMIONE: What is it Harry? Did the thestrals scare you?

HARRY: Umm, yeah. They're quite terrifying. –climbs into the carriage-

HERMIONE, RON, GINNY: -follow Harry-

CARRIAGE: -starts moving-

GINNY: You know what, I haven't seen Malfoy! What happened to him? Is he even alive?

HERMIONE: Yes he's alive! He's coming back to Hogwarts. Snape used him as bait to prove to Voldemort that he is really on his side.

RON: Whoa, how do you know that?

HERMIONE: -blushes- Um… I read about it… um... in the Daily Prophet. Yeah.

RON: -thinks for a minute-

HERMIONE: -holds breath-

RON: Oh. Okay. Cool.

HERMIONE: -can breathe again- Oh. My. God. He almost found out I'm collecting articles and pictures of Draco!

GINNY: Hermione, you look a little pale, are you okay?

HERMIONE: What? Oh, I'm… I'm fine. Totally fine!

HARRY: Are you sure?

HERMIONE: -getting annoyed- I'm totally, absolutely, 100 fine! Okay!

HARRY: Um… okay.

CARRIAGE: -stops-

HERMIONE: We're here! –gets out quickly-

EVERYONE ELSE: -follow, walk to the Great Hall-

GINNY: -looks at staff table- Dumbledore is here! Guess he still wants to be the Headmaster.

HARRY: That's great! Now let's go and find a seat.

EVERYBODY: -sings- We're looking for a place to sit, we're looking for a place to sit…

RON: Look! Seamus and Neville are there!

EVERYONE: -sit with Seamus and Neville-

HARRY: Hi Seamus, Neville! How was your summer?

NEVILLE: I found this really interesting book about-

HARRY: Fascinating! What about you Seamus?

SEAMUS: Me and me mum went to Wales and-

HARRY: Now isn't that just wonderful? Oh look, Dumbledore wants to speak!

GREAT HALL: -quiets down-

DUMBLEDORE: Welcome, welcome, everyone, to another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is time to start the Sorting Ceremony.

MCGONAGALL: -brings in the Sorting Hat-

FIRSTYEARS: -form a line-

SORTING HAT: -starts sorting-

DUMBLEDORE: Now that everyone has been sorted, let the feast begin!

TABLES: -fill with yummy grub-

RON: Chicken wings! My favourite! –starts munching-

HARRY: I've missed this food! –starts munching too-

The dinner is over. Dumbledore is ready to make his annual speech.

TABLES: -clear of all food-

RON: Aww… I wanted to eat more apple pie! –sob-

DUMBLEDORE: Quiet down. I have a few things to say. Firstly, I am happy to announce that we have a new teacher this year. Professor Elena Ivanova will be teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts.

A beautiful young woman with long curly dark brown hair and bright blue eyes stands up from the teachers' table, nods and sits down again.

BOYS: -jaw drops-

GIRLS: -squint eyes-

DUMBLEDORE: And Professor Snape will be teaching Potions.

SNAPE: -raises hand and nods-

GREAT HALL: -grumble#¤&$¤grumble-

DUMBLEDORE: First years should know that the Forbidden Forest is, in fact, forbidden and third years and older can visit Hogsmeade on weekends if they have a parent's permission. Now please, follow your Heads of Houses back to your common rooms. Good night!

EVERYONE: -goes back to common room-

HARRY: I'm going to bed, I'm exhausted. –kisses Ginny-

RON: Yeah, me too! –kisses Hermione- G'night!

HERMIONE, GINNY: Night! –watch the boys leave-

GINNY: -sigh- It's nice to have some Harry-free time. I couldn't get away from him for a second during the summer! It was like he was stalking me or something!

HERMIONE: I know what you mean. Ron can be really annoying too. And sometimes he says the most stupid things! Once he said something that sounded like "shlaagh." Where does he get those things?

GINNY: You've been with him for one year, I've lived with him for 16 years! Believe me, he's going to get a lot stranger! Some might say he's eccentric, but I say he's just plain stupid.

BOTH: -laugh-

HERMIONE: -sighs- It's not that I don't like Ron but… just sometimes I wish I wasn't his girlfriend.

GINNY: -grin- What do you mean? Are you seeing another boy?

HERMIONE: -gigglesnort- I wouldn't put it like that… but there is another guy I like.

GINNY: -jaw drops- Hermione! Who?

HERMIONE: He doesn't even know I like him, he probably hates me. And I can't tell you who he is because you'd think I'm weird.

GINNY: Tell me please, please, pleeeeease? I… I'll tell you who I have a crush on. –giggle-

HERMIONE: -thinks- I don't know…

GINNY: Hermione, TELL ME!

HERMIONE: Oh, okay, but you'll have to tell me who you have a crush on!

GINNY: I will, I promise! Now who is it?

HERMIONE: It's… it's Malfoy. –covers her face with her hands-

GINNY: -surprised grin- Malfoy? Wow, wasn't expecting that… I guess he's actually quite cute, though his personality…. –shakes head-

HERMIONE: I'm feeling really stupid right now. Tell me about your crush or I'll never get over this!

GINNY: Oh god, this is even worse than Malfoy… it's… I can't! I can't tell you! –giggles-

HERMIONE: -grins and smacks her with a pillow- Ginny! You promised! –starts tickling her-

GINNY: -laughs like mad- I'll tell you! I'll tell you! It's… -snort- SNAPE!

HERMIONE: -stops tickling- Are you serious?

GINNY: No, I'm Ginny. –laughs-

HERMIONE: But really, S n a p e?

GINNY: Hey, I didn't make fun of you and Malfoy, besides, what's wrong with Snape? He's tall and strong and just watching his long dark hair move when he walks… Mmm…

HERMIONE: -cracks up-

GINNY: Oh come on Hermione! Admit it! You think he's hot too!

HERMIONE: Snape? Well,not really… maybe just a little… But not half as cute as Malfoy!

HERMIONE, GINNY: -gigglesnort-

HARRY: -walks into the common room- You're still awake!

GINNY, HERMIONE: -fearstruck-

HARRY: What were you laughing about? Not me, I hope.

GINNY: -sarcasm- Yes, we were laughing about you because you are all we talk about! –grins-

HERMIONE: And why are you up this late?

HARRY: Oh, I um... just wanted to get a glass of water.

GINNY: Well, go get your water, I think we will go to bed. –kisses Harry- Sweet dreams!

HERMIONE: Good night Harry!

HARRY: 'Night! –waits until the girls have left, then sits on a sofa- What were they talking about? I'm sure I heard them say something about Malfoy. And they were laughing. Maybe they know…But they couldn't. No one besides him and me knows and he wouldn't tell anybody. –looks at his watch- It's almost midnight, I better get going.

The end. I'd like some reviews to see if I should continue… -hinthint-