Preface
Ok so this is a fic about the legendaries and a girl called Lablu as the Latias (Seriously, Lablu is actually…. My 'self'. Yeah, since it's from my nickname Blubell. And Yuri is still busy with YO MAMMA! I think I'll put her as another Latias with Soran as the Latios), the main chara here. So you'll see a lot of her POV. Another two pokemon with POVs are Arceus and Rayquaza.
Some times you'll see a lotta acting versions, so, yeah… brace your eyes. And may contain swearing, don't let Momma or Pops see this.
Chapter 1-YES! NO! HA!
(Altomare, Lablu was walking around. Then she tripped, her blue hair (irony) went messy over her hair, and there were puddles on her clean hoodie and white cape.)
Lablu:*yells* LATIOS!
Latios:*become visible* that's my name.
Lablu: whaddaya want
Latios: timeout time to go home.
Lablu:that daughter of a-
Latios:*holding a sound recorder*go on…~
Lablu:*spluttered* Gyarados!
Latios:*groan* che.
Lablu: fine let's go. *turns into Latias*
Latios:*blushed like a red tomato*let's go
On the sky
Ho-oh:*flying through* hey guys how are ya doin
Lablu: I. am. Not. A. GUYYYYYYYYYY!
Ho-oh: hey ice your coco, dude.
Lablu: don't call me that
Ho-oh: uhhh, man?
Lablu:*glare daggers*
Ho-oh: guy!
Lablu: FU*bleep*CK
Latios:don't be mean.
Lablu:how cant I? you're guy, I'm girl. Ho-oh can't make different.
Latios:but we call EVERYONE guys.
Lablu: then you are GAY.
Latios:*blushing like a tomato* NO!
Lablu: yes
Latios:no
Lablu:yes
Latios:no
Lablu:yes
Latios:no
Lablu yes
Latios: no
Lablu: yes
Latios: no
Lablu: yes
Latios: no
Ho-oh: yes
Lablu: no
Latios :HA! *highfives Ho-oh*
Lablu: SON OF A FEMALE HOUNDOOM! *use hyper beam on both guys*
Guys: x_X
Hall of Origins
Lablu: Arceus
Arceus: yes?
Lablu: I wanna go back to Alto Mare.
Arceus: no
Lablu: yes
Arceus: no
Lablu : yes
Arceus: no!
Lablu: yes!
Arceus:No!
Lablu: Yes!
Arceus:NO!
Lablu:YES!
(after an hour of no and yes)
Lablu:*remembering Latios and Ho-oh puny wits*no
Arceus:*using hyper voice* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Lablu: (in heart)ha!
Legendaries: *coming in* what? What did Arceus 'yes' to?
Lablu: she says yes for giving us a day off!
Arceus:NO!
Lablu:no
Arceus: yes!
Everyone but Arceus: HA!
Arceus: okay you can take a rest.
Everyone: DAY OFF IN LAST ! *stampedes off*
Arceus: -( -_- #_# (and every sad icon expression)
AN:there's Ch1. Hope ya all like it. Read my other fics, please.