A/N: This is going to be a very short one-shot, mainly because I wanted to make Francis brag about Napoleon... I'm a fan of him, so don't take what I say out of context, but yeh... Not that I think anyone would... The French Revolution is really pretty interesting.
Anyway...
To the story!
Surrender
"And that's how Napoleon was..."
"He was Italian."
Everyone at the world meeting, half of who had been listening to France, and the other half who had been doing something else, turned to look at Italy. He gazed around as everyone stared at him, before smiling wide.
"It's true! Napoleon Bonaparte is Italian!"
"That's not true! His name is purely French!"
"He changed it before he became emperor. He's from Corsica!"
England glanced between Italy and France, before nodding.
"It makes much more sense now. That's why he surrended."
"Angleterre! You're supposed to take my side in this!"
"Since when have I taken your side!"
France couldn't stand the attacks on his history anymore. He stood up, stormed out of the meeting, everyone watching him. England sighed, before leaning back in his chair.
"His wife, who was French, Rose Josephine, was a whore as well."
Everyone nodded. That also made a lot of sense.
A/N: Napoleon being Italian... I'm not sure about. But he is from Corsica, which I'm pretty sure is Italian. And in the first years of their marriage he took Josephine to Italy to meet the rest of his family.
On Josephine being a whore... She kinda was. There's a lot of speculation, saying that half the guys the world thought she slept with she didn't actually sleep with, but there's also not alot of evidence pointing in either direction.
But like Arthur would care... any chance to poke to fun at Francis.