INTRODUCTION
My name is Homer J. Simpson. I have a fasinating life and love every minute of it except for the ones I hate like talking with Flanders or not drinking some beer for a few seconds. I wanted to write a little bit about my struggles, my children, wife, and friends. So sit back drink a cold one and enjoy.
MY CHILDHOOD
I had a troublesome childhood. My mom had to be a fugitive so I didn't see her so much throughout my life. I had many sad times but could always rely on my friends Lenny, Carl, and Mo. My father usually never had an ounce of sympathy. I had other disencouraging people and stuff in my childhood like Fatoney and seeing a dead corpse which I now know was Smithers Sr. Even though I was exposed to many hippee related stuff I still remaine sane and I don't find myself doing stuff like tickling stray cats or starting protests against achoholic coffee.
MARGE
Marge. She is the gem of my world. She and I had three beautiful. Marge is so forgiving even after I do stuff like marry Vegas women. She is unlike any women because of her looks sensitivity and the fact she belongs to me. I don't kno what I would do without her. Actually I do I would sell Bart and donate Lisa to science every month or so. I love Marge so much.
BART
Bart is my oldest child and my only son. Bart thinks that I am an idiot and extremely obbeist .He thiks so highly of me. I know I do bad stuff to him which makes me angry so to blow off the steam I choke him. You should see all the stuff my little prankster does. Even though he get s me angry I love him. And if anyone says that sounds weird I'll hunt you down. I will!
LISA
Lisa is 8 but is very intelligent like her father. She must have an IQ around 5 or 9 like her dad. She is always ready to go to foreign contries like Brazil or China Town. She is my oldest daughter and I can rely on her to babysitt my youngest daughter and her older brother. I always want to be closer to her even if it takes highering detectives or other drastic measures.
MAGGIE
Maggie or the forgotten simpson is my youngest daughter and child. She is very unique though like the fact her clothes are attached to her socks and that she had 6 letters in her name. She doesn't talk so technicly mute, but that's okay. I always try to get close to her. She actually once saved my life and that proves how special she really is. I,m going to go get a beer. Bye
My name is Homer J. Simpson. I have a fasinating life and love every minute of it except for the ones I hate like talking with Flanders or not drinking some beer for a few seconds. I wanted to write a little bit about my struggles, my children, wife, and friends. So sit back drink a cold one and enjoy.
MY CHILDHOOD
I had a troublesome childhood. My mom had to be a fugitive so I didn't see her so much throughout my life. I had many sad times but could always rely on my friends Lenny, Carl, and Mo. My father usually never had an ounce of sympathy. I had other disencouraging people and stuff in my childhood like Fatoney and seeing a dead corpse which I now know was Smithers Sr. Even though I was exposed to many hippee related stuff I still remaine sane and I don't find myself doing stuff like tickling stray cats or starting protests against achoholic coffee.
MARGE
Marge. She is the gem of my world. She and I had three beautiful. Marge is so forgiving even after I do stuff like marry Vegas women. She is unlike any women because of her looks sensitivity and the fact she belongs to me. I don't kno what I would do without her. Actually I do I would sell Bart and donate Lisa to science every month or so. I love Marge so much.
BART
Bart is my oldest child and my only son. Bart thinks that I am an idiot and extremely obbeist .He thiks so highly of me. I know I do bad stuff to him which makes me angry so to blow off the steam I choke him. You should see all the stuff my little prankster does. Even though he get s me angry I love him. And if anyone says that sounds weird I'll hunt you down. I will!
LISA
Lisa is 8 but is very intelligent like her father. She must have an IQ around 5 or 9 like her dad. She is always ready to go to foreign contries like Brazil or China Town. She is my oldest daughter and I can rely on her to babysitt my youngest daughter and her older brother. I always want to be closer to her even if it takes highering detectives or other drastic measures.
MAGGIE
Maggie or the forgotten simpson is my youngest daughter and child. She is very unique though like the fact her clothes are attached to her socks and that she had 6 letters in her name. She doesn't talk so technicly mute, but that's okay. I always try to get close to her. She actually once saved my life and that proves how special she really is. I,m going to go get a beer. Bye