I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

Sonny and her cast were eating in the commissary when a cold breeze past them and sent shivers.

They looked over and saw that the Mackenzie Falls cast have entered.

"Oh, balls." Sonny muttered.

Chad walked over and said directly to Sonny "Hey, random, the pet store called and said they wanted your hair back."

"That's funny, Chad. You should do comedy. You could be called 'The talentless moron', that'll get some laughs." Sonny retorted coldly.

Chad just glared at her and walked back to his cast, receiving high-fives.

Sonny sighed. She couldn't blame him for insulting her about her hair. Or clothes. Or face.

See, Sonny never wears makeup. She can only be seen in sweats and a t-shirt whenever she's not on stage. But this was the last straw.

"Hey, Tawn." Sonny whispered "Wanna do a makeover.?"

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Tawni was standing there, marveling her work. She had just made a farm girl into a teen queen fit for a Hollywood runway.

Sonny was wearing a black dress with a gray vest with a thick violet belt and a matching pair of violet heels.

After much hesitation, Sonny let her best friend cut, style and dye her mousse brown hair. It was now black and wavy.

Tawni put some light, natural makeup on Sonny. Just the usual mascara, gloss and foundation, but nevertheless, she looked gorgeous.

"Tawni Hart, makeup extraordinaire. 20 bucks per makeover. Cash or credit?"

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The whole commissary was staring at Sonny, including Nico and Grady.

Sonny, who was very annoyed, screamed "Yo! Nothing to see here, people!"

That got them to shut up. Nico and Gray were now talking about Tiger Beat's typo; they typed 'Nioco Harys' instead of his actual name.

Suddenly, the Mackenzie Falls cast entered but found no one giving them a single glance.

"Hey, are you new here? I could show you around." Chad offered to Sonny.

"First of all, I'm not new here and second, back off or I'll punch that grin off your face, hotshot." Sonny responded.

"What do you mean? I've never seen you before."

"I'm the girl who dyed you cast's hair gray and yours neon pink. Oh, and I love your episode title, by the way; Mackenzie goes pink."

"Sonny?"

"In the flesh."

"Well, what? The fashion police gave you a ticket or what?"

"No and only one boy would ever know about the fashion police and that's you, Gaylord."

"Hey! I'm not gay!"

"That rhymes."

"Whatever."

"Well, fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good."

"Good."

"Are we good?"

"We are now. You are going on a date with me. Pick you up at 7, Munroe."

"What?" Sonny asked, but Chad was already gone.

"Oh, I forgot this!" Chad said, running back in and giving Sonny a passionate, strong kiss and Sonny-much to everyone's surprise, including herself-kissed back.

"Yup. Definitely a keeper."