I don't own Xiaolin Showdown and the characters might be out of character.
Jack Spicer was sitting in his lair waiting for his shen gong wu detector to beep. He was really tired. He was tired of finding shen gong wus, tired of building robots, tired of fighting, and tired of being…evil? Really did he feel that way? Well what do you get when you're evil? World domination? People bowing down to you? Jack wanted all of this but he was so tired of wanting it because he never got it. When he gained something…he lost it. The shen gong wu detector beeped as it interrupted Jack's thoughts. Jack sighed as he got up from his chair and left his house. He got into his automobile and flew to the sky to find the shen gong wu.
"A new shen gong wu has been revealed!" Dojo yelled as he slithered towards the Xiaolin Warriors holding the scroll.
"What's the wu dude?" Raimundo asked.
"It's called Angel Wings," Dojo said as he opened the scroll and read from it, "whoever uses it can turn into a ghost and fly at the same time."
"Cool," Raimundo said astounded as if he had a plan on how to use the shen gong wu.
"Can you also go through stuff?" Omi asked.
"What do you think man?" Raimundo asked him.
"Yyyes!" Omi yelled.
"We have to go and get it before Jack," Kimiko said.
Dojo transformed into a big dragon and the Xiaolin Warriors jumped on top of him. Dojo flew to the sky. "The shen gong wu is somewhere in California. I don't know if its in Beverly Hills or Hollywood."
"Oooh," Omi said with excitement, "is she pretty and does she live in the woods?"
"Hollywood isn't a girl ya dope," Raimundo joked and Omi looked a little hurt. "Aw come on man I was joking."
They continued to fly.