Title: Christine.

Author: Supernoodle.

Disclaimer: As always, sadly, I only own the order that the words are written in.

Challenge Phrase: Sanctify.

Posted: 14th Aug 10

Word Count: 100 on the nose!

A/N: This is not an E/O challenge. My pal Ed was bored and asked me to write him some new drabbles to keep him from lapsing into a coma at work and these are the results. They made him chuckle so why not I post them? I though to myself... Why not?...

Beware – complete crack!


"You want me to what?"

"Sanctify it." Sam replied, waving his hand in the general direct of the car. "Take the Impala to a priest and get it blessed."

Dean gave Sam a slightly confused look. "How is a priest going to bless my car, Sam… And in the name of Vince Neil, why?"

Sam peered down at a very interesting blade of grass. "Last time I drove her, I nearly went off the road."

"Sam, if there's one scratch on my car I will flatten you."

Sam held his hands up. "Dude. Not my fault… Have you seen Christine?"