A/N: This is only supposed to be a little piece, but I promise I'll keep it going if some of you like it. It has a little bit of Kate/Mike in it but it's mostly just something to distract me from the my exams coming up in a few weeks.

If I owned would I be writing this or would you be seeing it on the television?


How on earth did I get here? Oh right it would probably have something to do with the two brunette demons-in-disguise sitting next to my 'wonderful' boyfriend. The man in question is grinning up at me like an idiot so I'm glaring back at him. Hang on you don't have any idea who or where I am do you? Let me start at the beginning.


My name is Lieutenant Katline McGregor, Commanding Officer of the HMAS Hammersley. Among those under my command are Dylan "Dutchy" Mulholland, Chris "Swain" Blake, Robert "RO" Dixon and Leo "2-Dads" Kosov-Meyer. Rebecca "Bomber" Brown had transferred off the boat around the same time that I had been promoted and Andy "Charge" Thorpe resigned his commission about 6 months ago. That's why we had agreed on these nights a long time ago. We had made a pact to get together at least every 2 months to stay in touch and keep our friendship alive and burning. Tonight, our boats had finally come into port and were going to be here for a few days. That was why Nav had decided that we were all going to meet up tonight for drinks. What we didn't know was that she had chosen a karaoke bar…actually thinking back I think she might have confided in 2-Dads. The realisation had finally come to me after…3 hours. Oops. I probably should have picked that up earlier. I'll fill you in on the events of the last few hours and you can figure out why I've come to my conclusion.


A/N: So this is a little short but I swear the next chapter will be up real soon. Also I already have songs for Kate and 2-Dads but I need suggestions for anyone else.