Doofenshmirtz love
by
Mastermindhunter
The sun was shining down on the marvelous tristate area. It seemed to be a normal summer day in the city of Danville, or at least what the city of Danville considered to be a normal day. Phineas and Ferb were sitting under the tree in the center of their backyard, as usual in the morning. Right at their feet, Perry their pet Platypus sat there on all fours, his eyes in their usuall out of focused gaze, staring at nothing in particular. He occasionally made a chattering noise. Above the backyard, in the upstairs window, Candace was watching the boys carefully, noticing that they were probably going to do something that she could bust them for later on. She would, of course not succeed. Stacy was talking to her about how to stop trying to bust her brothers. Phineas was talking about what the were going to be doing to for the day. They were considering different possibilities, when they finally decided on something they enjoyed. They were so enthusiastic until they asked the daily question, which of course was never awnsered.
"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas looked around.
What they didn't know was that Perry crawled over to the next door neihbors flower pot, and removed the dirt and plant. He dove in, sending him flying into the base of his espionage job. He walked right in to his chair ready for orders on what his mission was. It no doubt had to do with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz was of course his arch nemesis. Major Monogram showed up on the screen in his usual expressionless glance.
"Hello Agent P. We have recieved reports on suspicious activities on Doofenshmirtz." A picture in the upper right hand corner appeared. It showed Doofenshmirtz holding up a book, hiding his face, granted his eyes which were barely above the rim. It seemed like he was not necessarily reading the book, but rather staring at someone a few tables away. "We have reports that Doofenshmirtz has been spotted continuously in the Danville library. This cannot be good in any way."
Just then a squeaky teenage voice was coming from the background. It was none other than Karl's."Actually sir, it's not considered suspicious activity. You just needed something for Agent P to do, and you don't like libraries because you got tossed out for making a large racket."
"Oh give it a rest Karl. Anyway I want you to get down to the bottom of what Doofenshmirtz is up to. Good luck Agent P." With that Perry saluted Major Monogram, and ran out to head to the Danville library. The library was enourmous. He scaled the walls, looking on each floor. He looked through every window, trying to see which floor held Doofenshmirtz. He found him on the fourth floor. He jumped through the window landing on the carpeted floor, in his defensive lke posture. Each person on that floor gave him a blank stare, and continued reading their preffered books. Doofenshmirtz didn't look away from his book. It seemed like he didn't notice. He continued reading his book. The cover said "The perfect next big invention for the evil villain." The librarian held up a sign that sat on her desk. It read, "PLEASE REMAIN QUIET WHILE READING IN PROGRESS THANK YOU!" He was very embarrased, and walked out of the library. He hid behind a tree, and waited for Doofenshmirtz to come out of the library. He watched with cold eyes as he saw him coming out of the library.
Suddenly he was coming out, and hid behind a rather large tree. His breathing was hitching. He peeked behind it, not looking toward the library, but the bakery next door to it. Perry watched as Doofenshmirtz reached into his lab coat, to pull something out. His face was totally nervous. This didn't seem to be Dr. D's usuall behavior. Perry watched, ready to snatch away any crazy invention that Doof was planning on using. The crazy villain pushed his back against the tree he was leaning against. Perry looked towards the bakery Heinz was looking at. Suddenly the crazed doctors cheeks started getting pink.
A rather dazzling woman strolled out of the bakery, with a smile on her face. Her long hair was a smooth brown color, like chocolate. She wore a light sky blue silk blouse, with black dress pants. Doofenshmirtz pulled a small book from the side of his lab coat. Perry watched for a while, until he realized what was going on. He had a crush. This made him smile widely, but then a made him feel rather nausious. The girl was beautiful, but Doofenshmirtz was not that appealing to women. It seemed a little akward almost. That's when he heard footsteps behind himself.
"Perry the platypus?" Uh-oh busted! Dr. Doofenshmirtz picked him up, gripping him like a package. His arms were pinned against his sides. Doofenshmirtz's face didn't seem very pleasant, but then again, it usually didn't. His rather pointy nose was pressed firmly against Perry's bill. "I didn't even do anything evil this week. Why are you following me around?" Suddenly the book that was in his lab coat plopped on the grass. Perry raised an eyebrow, looking at the novel on the ground. Doofenshmirtz let out an annoyed sigh, and his face grew aggravated, yet embrrased. "Yes, it's true, Perry the platypus. I have a crush on that girl." It wasn't until then, that they noticed that she was staring in their direction. Doofenshmirtz dropped Perry, and leaned against the tree in a casual posture wistling away. Perry was sitting there, chattering. The girl shrugged, and kept walking away.
Doofenshmirtz sighed, and looked as she walked away. His moping appearance turned to stone as he saw Perry staring up at im with a big grin on his face. Perry apparently thought it was quite funny. He had seen it happen many times, but the women that Doofenshmirtz liked seemed a little spunky, with big attitude, but not somebody like this girl seemed to be. Doofenshmirtz actually had a crush on someone? Sheesh! He Looked at him in an angry glance.
"Do you think that having an interest in someone else is funny, Perry the Platypus? Well let me tell you the whole story. I was in the library last week, trying to find some books on making my next inator, so I looked in the science section. There was one book about inventions left, so I reached for it. Suddenly somebody's hand showed up before mine did, but it was too sudden for me to pull away. Now, Perry the platypus, I've met many women with great personality, but this girl was something else. You should have seen her up close. Just her face in that light." He laced his fingers, and held them up to his cheek, apparently thinking of her. "Her eyes were the perfect shade of Brown. it was such a dark shade of brown, it was almost black, with a tint of burgendy. The real heart stopper was when she spoke. It was just a few words, though, and they were, "Umm you're sort of crushing my hand."
Perry was slowly nodding listening carefully to how this whole mess got started. "You see, I am a very shy person, sometimes. I don't know why exactly, but when I saw her, I couldn't stop thinking of her. I just kept going to the library, hoping to see her in hopes of getting her attention. One day I saw her heading out of the library, and she dropped this book from her stack." He held the book out for Perry to see it. He laid it in Perry's hands. Perry stared at it. The spine showed that the book was very old, and reaching it's retirement of the library. "I want to hand it back to her, but I'm too nervous." He laid his back against the tree, and slid down, sighing. His eyes shot to Perry, his expression on his face still in a mournfull glance. "I just feel so lost. I've never had to build up my courage to talk to a girl. I could always talk to women easily, but she feels different." That's when Doofenshmirtz slowly smiled to Perry.
"Perhaps you could help me out?" That's when his face got real tense, and he stared at him. Did he really need a platypus's help, or even his nemesis's help for that matter? Still he had helped him in other predicaments. Would it really be much trouble helping him with a woman. He looked up to Doofenshmirtz, and smiled with a thumbs up. Doofenshmrtz was surprised, and picked Perry up, hugging him to his cheek. Perry blushed a little, with the close contact. "Oh thank you, Perry the platypus! How can I thank you?" For Perry, just not mentioning the hug was thanks enough.