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This day was no ordinary day. Today was the happiest day of both Sir Naruto and Princess Sakura's lives so far. They were getting married. Sir Naruto was dressed in a tuxedo with an orange tie. Princess Sakura was dressed in your average wedding dress, only it had her in it, making that particular one unique in Naruto's eyes. All their friends were at the wedding and dressed for the occasion. Princess Sakura was walked up the isle by the King, and Sir Naruto was waiting for her to make her way up. All the while, the organist was playing "Here comes the Bride". The Minister said the stuff he had to say. He eventually got to the promises. They both said I do, and when they were about to kiss each other, a witch poofed right in front of them. The witch was like your ordinary witch, only she had blonde hair that was made into a pony tail (Ino), "Sorry I'm late! Had to catch the magical smoke and all! Anyway, now for my business." The witch grabbed Princess Sakura, and poofed out of there. The crowd gasped and Sir Naruto was dumbfounded. His newly wed, the love of his life, was taken away by a witch to who knows where. This was going to be a swell day.
"W-what!?" Princess Sakura asked as she and the witch appeared in a castle. "Where's Naruto?" "Your knight in shining armor is back in Konoha-shire. He'll probably never find you!" The witch flung Princess Sakura into a cell. She pushed against the bars. "You can't do this!" "Oh, but can't I?" "Why are you doing this!?" "'Cause I feel like it." "You're a pig!" "Tell me something I don't know." The witch walked away from the cell.
Naruto was sitting on top of his Noble Steed, clad in shining armor. "Are you sure you want to do this?" One of the onlookers asked. "Of course I do! Are you nuts?" "But you don't even know where she is!" "I'll find out." An old gypsy who had blonde hair with two pony-tails walked up to the group. (Tsunade) "I think I can help you with your quest." "You can?" Naruto asked hopefully. "Oh yes, I have a magical book that will tell you where to go!" She handed it to him. "Thanks baa-chan!" "Don't mention it." And with that, Naruto was off.
He had gone a long way when he decided he should probably check the book. The book was blank when he opened it, but words appeared after a little bit. The book read, "When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are." Naruto pondered it for a moment. "The hell's that mean? Oh well." The sun was setting on the horizon. Naruto looked up to see a star falling in the sky. His stomach growled. "I wish I had some Ramen… Wait, that's what it meant! CRAP! I should've wished for Sakura back…" Naruto continued on, and eventually came upon a small building. Naruto read the sign. It said, "Ichiraku's Ramen Shop" Naruto went into it. "Hi!" A woman standing in the building behind a counter greeted him. "Um, hi… Quick question, why's there a Ramen Shop in the Desert?" "We try to set up franchises in the most places possible so we can get more customers!" "Okay… But, in the desert?" "Well, I never said we had very many customers. So what would you like to eat?" "Oh, I'll take two Barbecue Miso Ramens" "Coming right up!" While Naruto was eating, he decided to strike up a conversation. "So, what's your name?" The words slid past the noodles in his mouth. "My name's Ayame. What's yours?" "I'm Sir Naruto." "Aren't you that guy whose wife was stolen by the witch?" "…Yeah…" "I'm so sorry to hear that!" Naruto just finished his meal. "Weeeell… I'd better get going." "Good luck on your journey!" "Good luck on getting customers…" And with that, Naruto parted.
"Naruto… Please hurry…" Sakura said, looking out the indestructible window in her cell. She pounded it again as another attempt of escaping.
Just came up with this series today. Keep in mind though, this is probably going to have a lot of video game references you might not get immediately, me being the nerd I am.