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Warning: Hints at homosexual sex and gay marriage. Don't like leave.
Destiny ordained
By Mishka-chan
Shikamaru and Neji sat on edge of the training grounds. Watching Sasuke and Naruto fight. Ever since Sasuke had returned they had been ordered to watch the dark-haired betrayer. Right now the two rivals were bickering.
"Shut up Usuratonkachi…"
"Don't you dare tell me to shut up!"
"If you would shut up for just a second we wouldn't have this problem. Dobe."
The bickering went on.
"They fight like an old married couple… how troublesome." Shikamaru mumbled.
"That is because they are destined to be married." Neji replied. Shikamaru would have laughed in his face if it hadn't have been too troublesome. So instead he scoffed.
"That will never happen."
"Just watch and see."
"Is that anyway to treat your friend?" Naruto screamed after a particularly cruel comment from the Uchiha.
"Why deny what you are, dobe?"
Naruto growled and pounced on the Uchiha. Pinning him to the ground. The Uchiha however quickly turned the situation around. Naruto struggled and jumped around however failing to rid himself of the Uchiha. Sasuke got right in his face and said. "What's wrong dobe?"
Naruto closed his eyes and the Uchiha got closer despite Naruto's obvious discomfort and finally leaned to speak in his ear. Due to the whispering only snippets could be heard.
"What's wrong you…- uncomfortable."
"I…-- you." Sasuke got a surprised look on his face and leaned down to capture Naruto's lips.
Shikamaru looked over to Neji. Whom simply and replied "Destiny…"
--Six months later—
At Sasuke and Naruto's wedding—
Shikamaru sat in a corner wondering how this happened. How did those two end up gay and together? How did Neji know? He must have had it planned. Neji strolled over to the confused young Jounin.
"If destiny decides everything then who is going to marry next?"
"You and me."
Shikamaru looked at Neji with an incredulous look on his face.
"THAT will NEVER happen!" About that time Naruto called for the bouquet toss. HE put an a blindfold and he turned around 180 degrees and tossed the bouquet which hit the ceiling fan and spun around finally barreling through the air at a lethal speed… in the direction of Shikamaru. If flew through the air and Shikamaru thorough years of training as a ninja reached up and caught the bouquet. Momentarily confused he stared at the bouquet then up at Neji. Who walked and stated. "Guess who'll be uke."
Six months later Neji and Shikamaru were married and every morning one could see Shikamaru limping down the street with a smiling Neji. Because destiny ordained that that was how it was going to be.