I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters or the song 'Henry the 8th' by Herman's Hermits. Yes people, it's another remake of another strange fic that doesn't really go anywhere except insanity!

Multiple Times Eight

It was just another normal day in the Xavier Institute. Sam, Ray and Roberto were playing a video game in the living room when Jamie rushed in. "WHEEEEE!" Jamie chirped happily as he ran around.

"Watch out!" Ray groaned. "Multiple Alert! Hey watch it! Jamie! Get out of the way! You're blocking the screen!"

"We can't see the TV!" Roberto snapped.

"I'm not the real Jamie," The boy told them. "I'm Dupe Number 8! WHEEEE! I LOVE CANDY!" The boy ran around the room.

"Okay! Who's the wise guy who gave the original Jamie sugar?" Sam snapped.

"Whoever it is, is a dead man," Ray growled.

"Wanna hear my song?" Jamie's clone asked.

"A very dead man," Ray groaned. "No!"

"Too bad!" The Jamie clone said as he ran and danced around. "I'm Jamie Dupe Number 8 I am! Dupe Number 8 I am, I am! Where there's one of me there's always more! One, two, three and even four! And every one of us is a Jamie!"

"JAMIE!" Several more clones of Jamie seemed to pop out of nowhere.

"AAAAAH!" Ray screamed in shock.

"It's not gonna be Kitty or Sam!" Jamie Dupe Number 8 sang.

"NOT SAM!" The other copies sang out.

"I'm a great ol'clone of Jamie! Jamie the Eighth I am!" Dupe Number 8 sang.

"Okay this is getting downright creepy," Roberto groaned.

"Jamie's clones can sing? I didn't even know they could talk!" Ray said.

"We know now…" Sam sighed. "And knowing is a good reason to invest in headphones."

"Second verse!" Dupe Number 8 called out.

"Oh man that's worse!" Sam shouted.

The Jamie Dupes started to sing and dance around. Some were throwing papers into the air and shooting out silly string from cans. The 8th Dupe was the loudest. "I'm Jamie Dupe Number 8 I am! Dupe Number 8 I am! I am! Where there's one of me there's always more! One, two three and even four! An every one of us is a Jamie!"

"JAMIE!" The clones sang.

"None of us are Kitty or Sam!" Number 8 sang.

"NOT SAM!" The clones shot out silly string at Sam.

"I'm a great ol' clone of Jamie! Jamie the Eighth I am!" The lead dupe danced around.

"Make it stop!" Ray yelled as he was doused with silly string. "MAKE IT STOP!"

"Oh there you guys are!" The original Jamie ran in.

"GET THEM OUT OF HERE!" Roberto screamed, now covered in paper and silly string. "THEY'RE DRIVING US CRAZY WITH THEIR STUPID SONG!"

"Yeah we can't take it anymore!" Sam moaned.

"You mean this song?" Jamie made an evil grin. Then he started to sing. "I'm the original Jamie I am! Number One Jamie I am, I am! Where there's one of me, there's always more! One, two, three and even four! And every one of us is a Jamie!"

"JAMIE!" The Dupes sang out.

"It's not gonna be Kitty or Sam!" Jamie sang as he danced around.

"NOT SAM!" The Dupes sang and danced.

"I'm the greatest X-Man I'm Jamie!" Jamie danced on the coffee table. "Jamie times eight I am!"

"J-A-M-I-E!" The Dupes sang.

"Jamie!" Jamie danced around

"JAMIE!" The Dupes did the background.

"Jamie!"

"JAMIE!"

"Jamie times 8 I am, I am!" Jamie did his big finish with his dupes carrying him on their shoulders. "Jamie times 8 I am!"

"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FRY ALL OF YOU!" Ray screamed.

This threat was responded to with more silly string and the mass of Multiples laughing and running out of the room, leaving it a mess. "One of these days…" Roberto groaned as he sank onto the couch. "One of these days…"

"Okay new rule," Sam groaned. "No sugar for Multiple ever again!"

That was when Scott walked into the room. "Hey have any of you guys seen Multiple? He was supposed to come to Danger Room practice but I haven't seen him all day!"

"Trust us," Sam moaned. "You were lucky."