ATM
(Anti-Twilight Movement)
Blonde, I mean Edward jokes!
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are hunting together. Bella goes away and comes back with a HUGE bear. Jacob and Edward ask how she got it. She says, "Well, I followed the tracks, and followed the tracks, then BAM! I shot the bear! So Jacob tries it and comes back with a HUGE elk, so Edward tries it. When he comes back he is all beat up. Bella and Jacob ask what happened. "Well, he says. I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, then BAM! I got hit by a train!
Jacob: Snigger, snigger
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are at a water park. Bella goes down a slide, and a genie pops up and says, "You may say one word and you will land in it when you go down this slide." Bella says: Gold! She lands in gold. Jacob says: Silver! He lands in silver. Edward goes down and says: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He lands in pee.
Jacob: Snigger, snigger
Bella, Jacob, and Edward are in a convenience store and a really hot guy comes up to Bella and asks, "Why is your hair so brown?" "It's dye." She replies. A really hot girl comes up to Jacob and asks, "Why is your hair so black?" "It's dye." He replies. The really hot girl goes up to Edward and asks, "Why is your hair so, so green?" Wiping his nose on his hair, he says, "It's natural."
Jacob: Snigger, snigger
GO EDWARD HATERS!!!!!!!!