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Fubbly-Bub
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Dazeli called the submarine Fubbly-Bub. I thought it was the best name ever. So I made a fic. Lomitzz made the submarine.
This is for all the submariners!
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Fubbly-Bub
"Jean, I'm just coming in to get something." Oliver said, as he opened the bathroom door and walked in. His boyfriend, Jean Tremblay was currently taking a bath. Oliver paused long enough to spare a look at the bathtub and in retrospect, he shouldn't have.
"What are you doing?" He asked, as he turned around. Jean looked up from the water and gave him the most annoyed of looks.
"What else does it look like; I'm playing with a submarine." Oliver wondered if he hadn't taken one too many aspirins this morning.
"You're a grown man, for Christ's sake, what are you doing?" He repeated.
"Playing with Fubbly-Bub, the grey-green submarine." Jean repeated calmly.
"You're thirty two, Tremblay, what the fuck?!"
"Oliver, when was the last time you took a bath and played with something?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?"
"My dick, or your dick, don't count." Oliver scowled at him.
"Come, come sit with me, you'll see, it's fun." Oliver hesitated and threw a few feeble arguments, but after Jean threatened to ruin Oliver's clothes, by throwing water at him, he relented and slipped in the tub.
"This is Captain Tremblay, calling Captain Stanley, do you read me, over." Jean deepened his voice, looking at Oliver.
"I am not falling for that."
"Captain Tremblay, this is the commander of the Fubbly-Bub, there doesn't seem to be a response from Captain Stanley, should we try again?" Jean changed his voice and answered himself.
"Please do." Finally, after the third try, Oliver responded.
"This is Captain Stanley, please send the... Fubbly-Bub over." Jean grinned at him, his boyish smile coming through, as he "navigated" the submarine to Oliver. Soon, the evil soap bar was after the brave crew of Captain Schrodinger and the Fubbly-Bub, while they waited for help from the other crew, coming from the Shampoo Isles.
By the time, their skin was wrinkly and the water tepid, Oliver swore to himself there would be more baths with Jean.
December 31st 2013 246am