Apologies to the late, great Dr. Seuss
[Beast Boy]
I am Gar
I am Gar
Gar I are
[Raven]
That Gar-I-are
That Gar-I-are!
I do not like
that Gar-I-are
[Beast Boy]
Do you like green tofu and yams?
[Raven]
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
I do not like green tofu and yams.
[Beast Boy]
Would you like them
Here or there?
[Raven]
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green tofu and yams.
I do not like them, Gar-I-are
[Beast Boy]
Would you like them in a T shaped house?
Would you like them with a green mouse? (Beast Boy morphs into a mouse)
[Raven]
I do not like them in a T shaped house.
I do not like them with a green mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green tofu and yams.
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a green fox? (Beast Boy morphs into a green fox)
[Raven]
Not in a box.
Not with a green fox.
Not in a T shaped house.
Not with a green mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green tofu and yams.
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
Would you? Could you?
in the T Car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
[Raven]
I would not , could not, in the T Car
[Beast Boy]
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree?
[Raven]
I would not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in the T Car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a green fox
I do not like them in a T shaped house
I do not like them with a green mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green tofu and yams.
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?
[Raven]
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in the T car! Gar! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a green fox.
I will not eat them with a green mouse
I will not eat them in a T shaped house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
Say!
In Azarath?
Here in Azarath!
Would you, could you, in Azarath?
[Raven]
I would not, could not, in the Azarath.
[Beast Boy]
Would you, could you, in the rain?
[Raven]
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in Azarath. Not on a train,
Not in the T Car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Gar, you see.
Not in T shaped house. Not in a box.
Not with a green mouse. Not with a green fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
[Beast Boy]
You do not like green tofu and yams?
[Raven]
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
Could you, would you, with a green goat? (morphs into a goat)
[Raven]
I would not, could not., with a green goat!
[Beast Boy]
Would you, could you, on a boat?
[Raven]
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a green goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in Azarath! Not in a tree!
Not in the T car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a green fox.
I will not eat them in a T shaped house.
I do not like them with a green mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green tofu and yams!
I do not like them, Gar-I-are.
[Beast Boy]
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
[Raven]
Gar!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like green
tofu and yams!
I do! I like them, Gar-I-are!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a green goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in Azarath. And on a train.
And in the T car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a green fox.
And I will eat them in a T shaped house.
And I will eat them with a green mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like green
tofu and yams!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Gar-I-are
- ( - )-
A clap of thunder shakes the entire Tower, waking Raven up. She sits up and wipes away the beads of sweat that are dripping from her forehead, after which she walks to her bathroom and has a drink of water. After consuming the drink she returns to her bed. There is a copy of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham on her nightstand, a gift from the changeling, which she picks up and looks at the cover before putting it back down. She lays her head down on her pillow, covering herself and sighs before speaking in to the darkness.
"I have to stop eating Cyborg's three meat chili before going to bed"
-( - )-
DarkEnchantress-97 was kind enough to create some artwork for this story:
starkid14 dot deviantart dot com/art/Green-Tofu-and-Yams-601485446