The hams are marching 1 by 1!

Hey, it's me again. I like this fanfic. Ok, it's not really a fanfic, it's more of a song.

I better erase this from my soon to be fanfic list, "JUST GET ON WITH THE FANFIC

ALREADY!" bellowed hamtaro. Right! So on with the fanfic!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Boss is making quite a cuss,

But he gets run over by bus.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Oxy's eating all the food,

But he gets hamnapped by a skater dude.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Dexter was an evil ham,

But he was defeated by Spiderman.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Stan was staring at a barn,

But a horse kicked him and he broke his arm.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

(A/N this one is not good)

Maxwell was super smart,

But he died when he lost a battle of smarts

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Pashmina's new scarf was red,

It caught onto a truck, she choked, she dead.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

With his hammer, panda hit himself on the head,

Next thing he knew he was dead.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Cappy was never good with words,

He put a spiky cap on backwards.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Sandy was doing gymnastics,

Ok, she died, I don't know what rhymes with gymnastics….

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Penelope went on summer break,

But she got caught In a crate.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Howdy was old and frail,

Because he died at his store's sale.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

"You're an idiot" said hamtaro

Snoozer wakes up, kills hamtaro and says no.

They all go marching down, hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

The hams are marching 1 by 1! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Bijou was the only one left,

She went to get a taco.

They all go marching down, hooraaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Well, that's it. Remember, read and review!