How Akito Stole Christmas
Author: Spasmic Fury
Chapter 1: Disgruntled
Hello! It's December! And I don't know if this idea has been used yet, so I'll do it anyway! This is a parody on How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And yes, all the story will rhyme. Mwahaha! Sorry for the corny rhymes that are ahead. Deal with it. And I am gonna narrate it. Yay!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or How the Grinch Stole Christmas. I own no ideas or items relating this story. So don't arrest me. Please.
We start in the morning, here begins our scene, to a house where the sun causes the windows to gleam. We go in the kitchen to see a young girl, so happy this morning she does a twirl. The boys woke up. Dog and rat, and last but not least, the lazy cat.
"Who said that?!" Kyo said in confusion,
"Said what?" Tohru said, looking for Kyo's delusion,
"That voice! You can't hear?!" he said getting mad,
"Not really," the dog said, with a mug 'I love dad'.
The cat was angered, bewildered, and confused. So he sat down, he wasn't amused.
They ate their meal, Tohru cleaned up. She didn't forget one dish, no bowl or no cup.
"You know what's next week?" Shigure said to Kyo,
He looked at him and said, "How should I know,"
Shigure gaped at him, mouth open wide, then suddenly Tohru appeared at Kyo's side,
"Kyo doesn't know?" Tohru said shocked,
"Man, what an idiot," and over his head he was clocked,
"Yeah, you damn rat! Fight when I don't look!"
And he did some rude gestures, with his fist that he shook.
"And shut up you! Making us rhyme!" when Shigure looked up, to look at the time,
"See?! There he goes! Can't anyone here?!"
"Kyo, calm down. There's nothing to fear,"
Kyo growled and ran up to bed, then ran back down with a thought in his head,
"Hey! Next weeks Christmas!" he said in joy, when Shigure said,
"Who's said you'd get anything? You've been a bad boy,"
"What does Kyo want!?" Tohru asked, remembering shopping was a new task,
Kyo's face it faltered in thought, but his brain was tied in a knot,
"Just put in his stocking some coal," Shigure said,
Kyo turned to the dog, "If you do you'll be dead,"
The dog walked away, mostly in fear, and when the two were alone Kyo got near,
"So, um, what do you want?" Kyo managed to say,
"I don't really know," Kyo liked Tohru this way,
"Why are you blushing?" Tohru asked Kyo. He knew it was cause of me, but he didn't want to show,
"Nothing, nothing at all," then from the living room was Shigure's call,
"Tohru! Your friends! They want you here!"
So Tohru yelled "Coming!" and greeted them with cheer.
The guests entered the house to greet the rest, Arisa slapped Yuki on the back and punched Kyo in the chest. Soon they just talked about their wanted gifts, they were to go to the mall and give the two boys a lift,
Then we zoom off into a room in an estate, to a sickly boy who just couldn't wait.
"Kureno, I can't stand it! That Tohru girl! All of her screw ups, it makes me want to hurl!"
Kureno just nodded, pretending to hear, and Akito came up and whispered in his ear.
"And you know what?" he said, "Christmas is coming, and it fills me with dread.,"
"Why should they be joyful? Happy or gay? Cause every Christmas it's here I lay!"
Kureno again nodded, not changing his face. As Akito paced around the whole place,
"You know what I'll do? I'll ruin their Christmas! And it will be you…"
Kureno now took attention, his name being said, Akito then continued his mind on it's last thread,
"You and I will devise a plan! To ruin Christmas as much as we can! We'll destroy all their presents, and trash the whole place," Kureno watched the change in Akito's face,
"But we can't just waltz in, that'd be dumb. Kureno think of something! Don't sit on your bum!"
Kureno took no effort in what he would say,
"Just make a disguise," and Akito was on his way,
"Yes! A disguise! I'll set it up soon! Soon there's no Christmas! Then Tohru's doom!!!!"
Thus ends the chapter, on we must go. So read chapter two, where it begins to snow. Oh no I'm rhyming! Ok, it's over. Just tell me if I should continue. I got a couple more chapters ahead. If you can't stand the corny rhymes, tell me, but if you want this to go on, tell me. I can't stop the corny-ness, but I can stop or continue this. So, bye.