A/N: This was a play I wrote, but it was never officially performed, due to the harsh response from test viewers. This chapter is based on an episode from the 80s: Gabi's birth. Enjoy! Or don't. I really don't give a shit.
Chapter 1: Maria and Big Bird
Maria was out of her intense labor, and had given birth to a beautiful baby. She had named her Gabriella. She was extremely tired, and in a lot of pain, but somehow it didn't matter, as long as she had her baby. Her friends and husband Luis had been surrounding her, but they had left. She was completely relaxed, with little Gabriella in her arms. She was just drifting off to sleep, when the door creaked open.
"Who is it?", Maria asked. She didn't need an answer, as the door had already opened. It was Big Bird. He had an evil and somewhat horny look on his face. "Oh, hello, Big Bird. Come on in! Have you seen the baby yet?", she asked. Big Bird didn't answer, but started advancing. Maria started to feel awkward.
"You're so sexy, Maria.", Big Bird said, drooling.
"Yes, I know.", said Maria. Suddenly, it struck her. "Big Bird, what the hell are you doing?!", she screamed.
"Oh Maria," he said. "I want to make love to you right now!" With that, he threw off the bedclothes, flung his huge body on to Maria, and started ripping her clothes off. Maria was furious.
"YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT!!!!", she screamed. She threw him off, and ran out of the room. "RAPE!!!!", she screamed. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nobody in the hospital seemed to notice. She looked behind her. Big Bird was running after her. She saw a passing surgeon, ripped the scalpel out of his hand, and stabbed it deep into Big Bird's chest. Big Bird screamed a rather girly scream, and started to fall forward. Poor Maria was too late to get out of the way, and his beak skewered her through the head, killing her. Poor Gabi was left in the corner of the hospital room, mentally scarred for life.