Dangerous Men, Dark Deeds

A/N: All characters copyright to their creators. Simon and Stanley belong to Bill Dear and Crispin Glover. Kidonia and all other non-movie characters are mine unless otherwise indicated. Etherean is copyright Spy Moose(yes, that's right... the creator of "A Girl, a Boy, and their Unforseen Fantasies). Please ask before using them, but fan art would be welcome. Do try to be tasteful. There will be some changes made to this chapter, and so you should check back regularly to find out what's up. Rated T for swearing, and there will be plenty of it, but the rating may go up for blood and gore(it is a horror fic, after all...).

Disclaimer: I do not own Simon Says(if I did, I would be working on the sequel) or anything else I might use from other copyrighted material(to be listed at the end of the chapter). Please don't sue me...I'm just a poor fangirl...

Chapter 1

The scarlet Blazer sped down the dirt road, passing a number of signs: No Trespassing, No Hunting, Beware of Dog, Dead End, No Parking on Grass, 13 MPH . "I think you're going too fast..." Branwen says. Kidonia laughs and says "Have you SEEN any cops down here?" It pulls up to a large and fairly old house. A young woman gets out of the driver's side, looks around, and shouts, "Hey! Get out here if you're gonna come with us!" This is Kidonia. Two other women lean out of the truck. One was clearly younger, Branwen, and the other, Etherean, appears to be the oldest. "Hurry your ASS!!" Etherean yells. Branwen rolled her eyes, but calls out a resounding, "Yeah!" Shaking her head, Kidonia walks up the porch steps, grabs two of the bags, and puts them in the back. As she heads back up, an even younger girl steps out of the house with a couple of bags in hand.

"Where do you think you're going?" Kidonia asks incredulously. "Where's Mot?" This girl looks blithely at her and replies, "He's coming…You're the ones who chose him to bring the food!" Just then, a young man steps out with a cooler in each hand. "Kidonia, Alice wanted to come with, you know how THAT argument ended. Anyway, I got more than enough food and you should have enough room, right?"

At this, she turned a dead-eyed stare on him. "It's not a matter of having enough room. We all agreed that everyone would provide something for this trip. I brought the car, Eth brought the booze, you and Alexei are bringing the food, Branwen brought the tunes and Elizabeta is bringing the other beverages. Oh, and everyone chipped in for gas, 'cause this machine doesn't function on God's own methane… So what exactly would she be bringing?"

"What about Leander?" He tossed back. "And Tori?" Kidonia sighs and answers in a somnolent tone, "Leander brought the second vehicle and Tori brought extra tents, flashlights, batteries, and provisions. Now, what is Alice going to bring?" He turns to her expectantly. "Extra sleeping bags, an ice machine, and enough money to pay for my share of gas AND water for the ice maker." She responds promptly. "Fine...I guess she can come along." Kidonia accedes, albeit with a condescending tone, "There anything else to be brought out?"

"A few more coolers...Oh, and a couple of bags with the rest of her stuff in them." Mot responds.

"I meant anything important!" Kidonia says, just before she bursts out laughing. Just then Alice's voice brooked the silence, "Oh, and a GPS."

"What?!" Kidonia catechizes angrily, "There will be NO GPS in my vehicle!! You will leave that symbol of mankind's mounting inability to read a map here! We," at this she indicates herself, Etherean, and Branwen. "Can all read maps just fine and we happen to have thoroughly detailed maps of the area in which we are camping!"

"Kidonia's a little touchy about the whole GPS thing..." Mot says with chagrin. "Best not to bring it up or even ask about it"

A/N: The horror part will be forthcoming, by which I mean end of chapter 2 or the beginning of chapter 3. Any suggestions are quite welcome, as is constructive criticism(also known as feedback). I will soon be posting, probably not on here though, the info on the characters, so I will post a link to in on my profile. Additional copyrighted material: River's Edge for Etherean's "Hurry your ass!" and Kidonia's "God's own methane" comments. Please R&R.

~Kidonia Shinji