Hmm... your prolly like 'WTF?!' right now, right? This is a weird idea, isn't it? Sam and Freddie turn into felines, meeting the warrior clans... How many of you people like Seddie and Warriors, hm? I'm curious to know, honestly. Also, for those who care, I think I'll get chapter two of The Forbidden Triangle up in a few days; possibly two weeks... Yup. I'm going to be gone to Colorado (the Grand Canyon, baby! : 3) for around two weeks, so I'mma have writers block, I guess x3. I'm going to try to get three chapters finished in three days, 'cause this cross-over interests me. So, enjoy, loves!

Disclaimer; ...What do you think? Yeah, good answer... although I DO own this story, most possibly this idea. ; 3

Prologue

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"Hey, I'm Sam, of course," a rather bored blonde headed girl spoke, voice full with no enthusiasm.

"And I'm Carly, for those of you whom are too dumb to remember what I look like!" There we are, a peppy, brunette, her voice full with pure delight. Looking over to Carly, a dull Samantha Puckett quickly pressed the 'applause' button, rolling her eyes in the process. Giggling, Carly put her arm around Sam, grinning her signature grin, white pearls shining in the iCarly studio. "Sorry about Sam, she's having an under the weather day, no need to worry though, it won't stop our web show, right, Sam?" Shrugging, Sam coughed, looking the other direction. The camera swiftly turned over to a handsome teenager, around the age of sixteen or seventeen. "I think she's ill, she hasn't insulted me once today. No pain, shocker."

"Shut up, Freddork, I'm just not feeling well."

"Hm, reminds me of the time that Missy chick 'poisoned' you."

"Yeah, I'm not that bad, thank you very much. Now just shut up and turn the camera back on the stars, dork."

"Very nice Samantha, that was a horrid insult. I'm shivering!"

"Listen here, you a-"

"Okay! I think we should wrap everything up! Sorry for the, uh, inconvenience, viewers! We're all just really tired!" Carly stared at both Sam and Freddie with pleading eyes, clearly giving them the signal to stop. Turning off the camera, Freddie turned his gaze over to Sam, shaking his head slowly. "You've got to learn when enough is enough."

"Likewise. I'm going downtown. Anyone feel like comin'?"

"Sorry, Sam, Spencer needs me to help with his new sculpture or something. A man-sized rabbit made of colored toothpicks," Carly said, sorrow in her tone. "Okay. Welp, Freddork, your gonna have to come, cuz I need cash, 'kay?" Shaking his head, Freddie only got the chance to say 'n-' and then the blonde pulled him by the shirt collar, practically dragging him on the sidewalk.

"Sam! S-am! SAM!" Ignoring the boy's pleads, she kept moving, chuckling in between coughs and sneezes. "Seriously, LET GO OF ME!"

"Nah, we still have a block to go."

"I'll walk the rest of the way! YOUR STARTING TO CUT OFF MY CIRCULATION!"

"Stop yelling, idiot! People are staring!"

"Maybe if you'd stop trying to KILL ME!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

"I will kill you if you don't stop!"

"Ha! Ha, ha, HA!"

"Dude..." That was when Freddie got scared. When Sam got all serious, he knew there would be trouble in the future. So, almost immediately, he stopped arguing, allowing the rough tomboy to drag him along like he was some dog. "Good boy, now..." Gazing upward, Sam's blue eyes brightened, seeking out the colorful lights that the downtown market brought. "-Here we are~!"

"Thank god," Freddie whispered, somewhat gasping for air. Once in the middle of the buzzing market place, Sam was calmed, not one to be anxious when around many people. The market reminded Sam of some foreign country, selling their goods to make a living. Turning around, she spotted an awkward lady, in which held a cat, muttering extremely weird things to herself. Huh, a freak. Cool. "Hey, look over there, Fredward, it's a kitty!" Oh, how Sam's weak side came out when holding a cat. "Sam, I don't think we sho-"

"Yeah? Well I don't care. Let's go,"

"Uh, no..." Turning around, the blonde's icy blue eyes stared into Freddie's chocolate ones, showing some kind of... well, evil, emotion. "Sam- you know what, fine. So what if that freak thinks we're her cat's food? Huh! Let's just go and pet some random cat!"

"Now your talkin', come'on," When confronted at the booth, the 'lady' grinned, rotted teeth and fangs glaring at the teenagers. "Aye, I welcome thee to my domain. What might I get 'ye this fine evenin', lad and miss?" Her voice was that of a foreign accent, but Sam just didn't have the brain power to remember at a moment like this. "To, uh, pet your kitty. I have a cat- Frothy. He has rabies!"

"That be an odd request, miss, and I have to say you must buy a chocker first, or else you shall thee cursed."

"Cursed?" Seldom did Sam and Freddie say things together. "Aye, the curse of thee clans. This cat be a deseased leader and member of one of thee five clans, you see. You pet, he bites, you shall start to feel as though you were feline," M'kays, no way I'm buying this jank. "You know what, circus freak? I don't believe in that sorta stuff, and I just want to pet the cat, 'kay?" Freddie, though, had other thoughts. "Um, Sam, maybe she speaks the truth..."

"Dude, no such thing," Sam pulled on Freddie's arm, sternly tugging him to put his hand on the cat. "I DIDN'T WANT TO PET IT!"

"Well, you did, get over it."

"You be fools. Tiger, deseased and exiled member of the Clan of Thunder, deseased and exiled leader of the Clan of Shadow and Tiger, I cast upon you to make these fools apart of the cruel life of a warrior,"

"Oh, right, an 'exiled member of the Clan of Thunder, blah, blah, blah'. Puh-lease, I'm not that stupid, frea-" Suddenly, the tabby bit down onto Sam's wrist, hard, and next was Freddie...

It was then Samantha Puckett and Freddie Benson began to feel strange, and somewhat cattie, if you know what I mean...

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End of the prologue! I may make a v.2 prologue as well, for the warrior cat part at least. Make two prologues, cool, right? Well, semi-long prologue... did ya like? Should I continue? ... And questions. ( :

Who is Tiger (yup, this is easy.)? What's up with this weird cat lady? OH! I also need to ask a request of you guys. What should Sam & Freddie's warrior names be (unless they should stick with Sam+Freddie), since we all know they'll become a part of a clan, and if so, which clan should they join? Thanks for your help! R&R, pretty please? Like, hate, love? Thank you so much! ; 3

-Rainy