It has been awhile but I am back now this story was meant for Halloween but I wanted to update it now so here goes something…

Zack-At least it is a story where Cloud is somewhat not gay.

Cloud-Shut up!*looks down*

Me-Haha yeah I mean who stalks a guy and says "Let's Mosey!" before the most epic battle of his life? S

Zack and Reno-He does!

Cloud-…

Me-That is right! Ok so I do not own Final Fantasy 7 and its characters because if I did Cloud would not stalk a guy and be so emo in Advent Children Complete! So shall we?

Halloween…?

Zack-Tifa I am telling you the costume that you made for Marlene is ghetto!

Marlene was wearing a dress with too many sparkles, one sleeve was longer than the other, her fairy right fairy wing was hanging for dear life, and her halo was like a donut aggressively pierced by a rod.

Marlene-Tifa what does ghetto mean?

TIfa-Shut up you look great!

Marlene*turns and looks up to Cloud and innocently asks* Am I ghetto?

Tifa-Don't hurt her!*vein pops*

Cloud-…well you look like a cute vampire…

Marlene-I am supposed to be a kitty princess*starts to cry*

Cloud-That is what I meant.

Denzel-I am ready! Marlene are you a ghetto princess?

Zack bursts out in laughter and rolls on the ground.

Marlene-Tifa why is Uncle Zack laughing at me?

Tifa-Don't mind him dear he has been Elton John songs in the Shinra building with Reno again…

Zack-Hey I can stop anytime I want!

Tifa-How about now?

Zack-No

Tifa-Retard Denzel who are you supposed to be?

Denzel-I am Cloud!

Cloud-…

Tifa-That is so cute how he looks up to you Cloud!

Cloud-…I guess…

Tifa-*stares*

Cloud-What?

Tifa-Stop being so sad.

Cloud-No

Tifa-Yes

Cloud-No

Tifa-Yes

Cloud-No

Tifa-Yes

Cloud-yes

TIfa-no

Cloud-Yes

Tifa-No

Cloud-Yes

Tifa-Cloud I said no and that is final!

Cloud-Ok it is yes.

Tifa-Hah wait what just happen?

Zack-Cloud used an old Looney Tunes trick I am impressed by the way.

Cloud-Thanks.

Denzel-Well Marlene let's go

Marlene-*smiles* ok

Moogle girl-Hey Denzel!

Denzel-Hey you ready too?

Moogle girl-Yup oh hey marlene!

Marlene-Hey…*looks disappointed and whispers to Denzel* What is she doing here?

Denzel-I invited to come with us isn't it great?

Marlene-*shows sadness and hits Denzel with her bent cane* Let's go!

Denzel-Ow what was that for?

Marlene-Let's just go!

Tifa-Awww that is so sweet.

Zack-She reminds me of you sweet yet deadly.

Cloud-At the same time…

Tifa-What was that Cloud Strife?

Cloud-Something*walks away*

Tifa-Hey come back here!

Zack-*laughs throughout the night*

Me-Well that was fun should I continue or what? R&R please

Seph-Pancake-oh forget that got old.

Me-Yes yes it did.