A/N: Hey everyone, it's Princess DiMimi here, and I'm going to make an attempt at my first ever one-shot! It may not be exciting to you, but it sure is exciting for me! If you think I should continue, review and tell me! So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
It was a delightful and sunny day in Toad Town, and all was running smoothly. The Toads were out and about, the chain chomps were thankfully locked away, and Mario and Princess Peach were enjoying tea in the castle.
"It's an oddly quiet day, don't you think, Mario?" Princess Peach said softly, trying not to jinx the moment. Mario simply nodded his head. The room was lit in a pretty pink glow, only suitable for THE Princess Toadstool herself. The curtains were pink, the walls were pink, and even the floor had a rosy hue to it. I think it'd be safe to say everything was pink, except the two figures that sat side by side on a comfy pink couch.
"You don't think Bowser is up to anything suspicious, do you?" Peach walked over to her window and opened the curtains slightly and peered out. There seemed to be no trouble lurking in the sunny streets of Toad Town.
"HAHA! YOU THOUGHT WRONG, YOU BIG DUMMIES!" A giant horned figure only known as the great King Bowser stepped…err…stomped into the room.
"If you're going to do it, do it right!" an angry voice whispered.
King Bowser cleared his throat and began again. "GWAHAHA. I am the great and super awesome Bowser! Now give me some of your TEA!"
"Tea…?" Princess Peach stared at Bowser in confusion.
Mario jumped in front of Peach in a protective stance.
"Oh move out of the way you icky, fashion clashing, plumber!" Bowser swatted Mario aside.
"Now give me your tea!" Bowser screamed again.
"Don't worry about the tea! Just get the crown and let's get out of here!" the voice whispered angrily.
"Oh right, the crown." Bowser jumped onto the table, yanked the crown off of the delicate princess's head.
"Gotcha, you stupid pink princess." Bowser childishly stuck his tongue out at the princess.
"Give me my crown back you big bully!" Peach stomped her foot.
"Ahahaha. Not today Peach my dear." An alluring melodious voice chimed.
"Who's there?" Peach replied to the voice, as she stared into the darkness from which the voice came.
"Only the master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, why don't we all give a round of applause for the ever appealing magician, Dimentio." A figure in purple and yellow appeared in front of the plumber and princess.
"Dimentio? What are you doing with Bowser? I thought you hated Dimentio! " Peach looked at them both quizzically.
"Oh quite the contraire, my dear mushroom princess. We've built quite an alliance." Dimentio smirked behind his mask.
"Oh cut the crap Dimentio!" Bowser chirped with a high pitched girl voice. In a purple smoky cloud of well…smoke, a green girl with pigtails and an angelic look to her grinned devilishly.
"Didn't expect that, didja, you big dummies?" she giggled childishly.
"Mimi!" Princess Peach gasped. Mario lifted his hammer.
"Ah, ah, ah. A good fight will come all in good time my mustachioed fellow." Dimentio shook his finger disapprovingly.
"If you don't give me back my crown, I'll…I'll.." Peach stammered.
"You'll what? Grace your gloved hand upon my face like the sting of a bee?" Dimentio grinned.
"Oh come on you big stupid head. Stop messing around with the pretty little princess and let's go!" Mimi grimaced at Dimentio.
"Agreed, my green darling. Ciao for now." Dimentio snapped his fingers, "And quick as a lightning flash, we vanish!"
And so they did.