What do we do with a drunken Reno?

by ampersands

First, don't slap him around and call him Suzie.

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy/Reno/Yazoo/Reno's hair.

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What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno?
Earl-eye in the morning

Kick 'im in the face and send him flying
Kick 'im in the face and send him flying
Kick 'im in the face and send him flying~
Earl-eye in the morning

I must admit it worked for Yazoo
I must admit it worked for Yazoo
I must admit it worked for Yazoo
Earl-eye in the morning

What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno?
Earl-eye in the morning

If that don't work you cut his hair off
If that don't work you cut his hair off
If that don't work you cut his hair off
Earl-eye in the morning

He'll probably stun you that ain't my fault
He'll probably stun you that ain't my fault
He'll probably stun you that ain't my fault!
Earl-eye in the morning

What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno
What do we do with a drunken Reno?
Earl-eye in the morning

Then again I guess we could screw him
Then again I guess we could screw him
Then again I guess we could screw him
Earl-eye in the morning

Wa-hey and up he rises
Wa-hey and up he rises
Wa-hey and up he rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Oh crap he's running at us
Oh crap he's running at us
Oh crap he's running at us
Earl-eye in the morning
Earl-eye in the morning

And that's what you do with a drunken Reno
And that's what you do with a drunken Reno
And that's what you do with a drunken Reno
Earl-eye in the morning.