A/N: Okay, so heres the story...This was co-writen with my sister, who actually has not clue I posted this anywhere, because, well, she just has no clue in general...(Harsh, I know, but you don't know her...she's like Misa Amane and that one girl from Bubblegum Crisis...) We wrote it one sleep deprived night last summer. I did Vash, Wolfwood, and Kuroneko-sama, and she did Knives and Legato...
I am not responcible for any spilled drinks, broken computers, black eyes, headaches or brainrape this document might cause. You chose to read it.
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I'm knives. I eat babies and molest people while they sleep.
And I have always been jealous of Vash because I could never get laid.
I'm Vash. I'm a Virgin!
Knives: What the hell do you mean "I'm a virgin". What about that one time?
Vash: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Knives: (nods) you know what I mean...
Vash: (Sweat drop, scratches head innocently.) I have no idea...
Knives: maybe you weren't awake for that...
Vash: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME, KNIVES!!
Knives: oh, absolutely nothing. I let Legato do it.
Vash: (Face is blank) I have no adequate response for that.
Knives: (rubs chin) He mentioned something about really liking that part that involved...
Vash: I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY MORE! (Covers ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA...
Legato: (enters) Hey, whats going on?
Vash: GET THE FUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Legato: Wha...?
Knives: remember that really dirty night you had with Vash?
Legato: (gives Knives a strange look)
Knives: (gives Legato a wink)
Legato: Vash and I never did anything together...
Vash: (SFX: Crickets.) I'm leaving...
Legato: at least not anything I thought was that dirty...
Vash: Oh, my God...WOLFWOOD!!
Wolfwood: (Pokes head in door.) What?
Legato: So this is your new man, mmm...
Knives: (raises Eyebrow) not bad...
Wolfwood: Y'all are freaks.
Knives: (wrist movements) Oh, honey, you don't know the half of it
Wolfwood: (Turns to Vash.) Yo, Needle Noggin, you dragged me away from getting it ohn (does the bump) with Millie to come to rainbow day at the O.K. corral? What kind of sick freak are you?
Vash: (Smiles weakly) Help!
Legato: Damn...he's straight...
Knives: Don't worry, nothing really happened.
Vash: (Looks relieved) Woo, what a relief! (Grabs Wolfwood by the collar) Come on, ...
Knives: at least not between you and Legato...
Vash: (freezes in place, turns slowly.) What do you mean?
Knives: what do you think I mean...
Legato: what do you mean, nothing Happened? I happen to think what happened was a very beautiful thing.
Wolfwood: I wonder where Millie is?
Legato: (raises eyebrow) don't worry. I'll find her...
Wolfwood: No thanks, I'll just find her myself...(Turns and almost trips over black cat)
Kuroneko: Nya?
Wolfwood: God damned cat...(Leaves)
Legato: (puts his arm around Vash) If you come with me, I'll buy you all the donuts you can eat...
Vash: Sure!
Legato: this way, honey...(pulls him toward the door...)
Kuroneko: Nya?
Knives: (now all alone) and to think that all of this started because I let Legato eat the rest of Vash's donuts...
Kuroneko: Nya...I will eat your soul!
Knives: (Wide eyed, edges away from the black cat.)
END
We were not on any sort of drug when we did this. It was just a very long boring night...