Just a poem about the Cullen's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the mansion The Cullen's were stirring and Alice was dancing' Stockings were hung by Alice with care With hope that celebrations soon would be there Jacob was nestled all snug on the couch Rose was all sneering and being a grouch Emmett and Jasper beginning a fight And Esme ensuring all was all right Carlisle was quiet and reading a book And Alice was grinning, giving Jasper a look Nessie was sleeping, all snug in Bella's arms And Edward was grinning, victim of his ladies' charms When a noise from outside made them all start Santa was coming in his wee little cart Eight pairs of golden eyes, they watched him descend The surprise in their eyes, they didn't pretend The eight tiny reindeer, they shied away But presents must be delivered this Christmas day Santa's eyes sparkled as he eyed the clan But he worked up his courage, for he was the man The sled skidded and slid into the driveway The reindeer quite nervous to be in the fray Santa hopped off his sleigh with his little sack And reassured the reindeer he would soon be back He entered the house, didn't bother to knock The golden eyes watched and he entered, with shock A present for each of the assembled he had For all of them had not been bad For Emmett he gave a stuffed teddy bear His eyes they did twinkle when Emmett just stared For Rose a small mirror with a quiet reflection So she could study her glorious perfection For Alice he gave the most perfect shoes She smiled and nodded as if she knew For Jasper a bookmark and a Dr. Phil book So he could feel better about the lives he took For Carlisle a book, the 'History of Dhamphir' With a wink and a whisper only he could hear For Esme a rose, gilded in gold Its perfection and beauty was joy to behold For Jacob he grinned and shook his head Jake was all snoring, even without a bed Two little presents he stuck on his side A brand new flea collar and a bone of rawhide As he came to see Nessie he gave quite a start She was growing so fast, as was her sweet heart In her hand he snuck her a library card And a book of plays by the famous bard With Bella and Edward, he stopped and he grinned A sprig of green upon them he pinned Mistletoe with little berries of white To remind them to kiss all through the night With a grin and a dash he ran to his sleigh The reindeer were all eager to be away With a wave and a laugh he flew out of sight Saying 'Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night'