I own no naruto charters
This just came in my head hope you like it and if I stole a line from another story I'm deeply sorry I don't mean too I just didn't know
Chapter 1 Naruto Uzumaki
Know your stars...Know your stars... Know your stars
Naruto Uzumaki he hates ramen
"What no I don't" Said Naruto "I love Ramen"
No you don't you said it yourself
"I NEVER SAID THAT ASSHOLE" Naruto screamed
Naruto Uzumaki He so Loves Sasuke
"No I love Sakura I'm not Gay where aer you I'm going to kick your ass so bad I'm..."
You don't know where I am
"Yes I do your um... Um.."
Naruto Uzumaki does not want to be hokage
"I WANT TO BE HOKAGE I WORK HARD EVERY DAY YOU ASSHOLE" Naruto screamed
So you're lazy then huh?
"NO I'M NOT" Said Naruto
Now you know Naruto Uzumaki who hats Ramen loves Sasuke Does not want to be Hokage and is a Lazy ass.
"Ok thats it where are you Shadow Clone Jutsu" Naruto yelled