Harley was at a motel one morning. He was sitting up in his bed, watching TV. There was a man next to him, but he was asleep, and this story really isn't about him. He was in one of those motel rooms where there is a giant window, where if you leave the curtains open will let in the sunlight of the day and make the furniture hot.

Harley then decided to look outside. He walked over to the window, parted the curtains...

and got blasted with some really bright sunlight.

As his eyes were adjusting he was looking out to see whatever outside looked like. There was an area of grass leading up to a highway a few yards away. Harley was watching the cars go by one by one... as he was really bored. Suddenly he saw something fall from the sky.

"Hm?" he moaned.

He then went outside (after getting some clothes on) to see whatever fell out of the sky.

It was notebook. It had the words "Death Note" on the cover.

"A Death Note?" Harley said. He had heard of Death Notes before, but never did he think they were real.

"Let's see if this works..." He said to himself again. Apparently he talks to himself a lot.

He flipped through the first few pages, past the rules and some other names that someone else had written down.

"Now who deserves to die...?"

He didn't think May deserved to die... no, if he wanted to kill her he would have done it a long time ago.

So, who does deserve to die?

Well, Harley was thinking...

and he killed all the gay Pokémon characters that had more fans than him, except for the hot beefy guys and all the lesbians.

"I'd better keep this..."

Then the guy went inside to watch more TV.

When he got inside he found that he had left the TV on. The news was playing.

"This just in, 12 gym leaders and an elite four member died today." the guy on the TV said. "Wait! We just received word that 3 more elite four members died! And a famous hairstylist!

Harley was surprised "So the Death Note does work..."

That's the end of chapter 1, if you want more chapters, review. I'd also like some suggestions on which Shinigami Harley should get.

I'd also like to mention I'm going to add some more anime characters to this; Naruto, Bleach, stuff like that.