I'm average not fat, and we'll leave it at that
'cause you become a pain when other people are around.
You're big and you're mean, and you cause a big scene
if anyone dares to put you down.
You say 'you don't know me,' but if you would show me
I may be more understanding.
But you're rude and obnoxious, and a bit of a blockhead
and I don't see why I'm trying.
You laugh and jeer and often times sneer
at anyone who is below you.
You pick on the fools who like being at school
and make them deeply fear you.
You're strong and you're tough, but I'm calling your bluff
because I can see right through you.
You're muscles may be toned and you have a nice cologne
but you don't think I'm a shrew.
You may say that you hate me and often time betray me
after we had that chat.
You smiled and swooned and left me at noon
right on your welcome mat.
You said that you loved me and we were a good team
until you had to flee.
You said it was soccer, but then I saw you at your locker
with that other girl.
She's pretty and shy and can get any guy
but you didn't give her the pearl.
The pearl to your heart or the pearl of the start
of a would be healthy relationship.
But you see I don't care and wouldn't even dare
to try to sail that ship again.
We could have been something, but now we have have nothing
just like you intended...