"Hey -hic- hey you..." A small drunken Oni said, tottering over to Destiny.
"Oh my gosh, Mirage, look, look, LOOK HOW CUTE." Destiny squealed.
"Hey hey you might think I'm cute but really...I'm the opposite of that!" Suika said, sounding more drunk than usual.
"Oooh my gosh soooo adorable. Mirage, get the camera!"
With that, Mirage floated off in search of the camera.
"Hey quit talking like I'm like an animal or something acknowledge the words I am speaking to you."
"I wanna hug her to death!"
"Screw you."
"Guahhh her voice is so cuuuute!"
"HEY. I'm -hic- not cute...DIE."
"Oh my gosh. So adorable. I think I'mma asplode."
"I'm gonna burn your house down."
"Mirage, hurry up with the camera!"
"I'll kill you in your sleep..."
Mirage floated back into the room with a camera, which was immediately swiped from her hands by a very excited Destiny, who immediately began snapping pictures of a very pouty Suika.
"Awww, look at da widdle pouty faaaace~!"
"I'll snap you in half..."
Destiny then proceeded to reach forward and hug her.
"I'll gore you with my horns!"
"So. freakin'. adorable!" She squealed, before an idea popped into her head. "Oh my gosh, I have the BEST idea! Stay right here!"
Destiny wandered out of the room, and returned just moments later with a Spinda costume in-hand.
"What is that?" Suika asked, worried.
"It's a Spinda costume, silly. See, I think it fits you, because when I first saw a Spinda I thought "Hey, that thing looks drunk." and I heard you're always drunk, so I figured..."
"Oh heck no, I ain't wearin' that!"
"Oh yes you are!"
A few minutes of arguing and pinning her down later, Suika was wearing a Spinda costume.
"Get. this. off. me." Suika demanded, extremely irritated.
"But you look so cuuuuute!"
"I'm gonna start destroying things if you don't take it off me.
"Oh well. It's completely worth it."
With that, Suika started punching the walls, creating massive holes in them.
"Oh my gawrsh so adorable." Suika kicked Destiny in the face.
"QUIT SAYING I'M ADORABLE, YOU IDIOT! GET THIS COSTUME OFF ME! AND STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A COMMON HOUSE PET!"
"umad, bro?"
"...What?"
"I said...umad, bro?"
"You're an idiot."
"And umad, bro."
"And I'm out of here." Suika growled, ripping off a Spinda ear headband, throwing it to the ground and stomping out of the room.
"...Sooo cuuuuteeeee!"