Link's Not So Possibly Average Day
"Excuuuuuse me, Princess!" Link yelled right before Zelda came up and Smacked him in his noggin. "Hey, What gives?"
"Link, why you a faggot? You say that almost er day, and you think that I'm just going to be okay with this? No, This is bullsh*t!" Zelda picked up the Master Sword and started waving it around Link's neck. "You say that One More Time, and I cut you." (Tommy Wiseau)
"Sorry Gurl, but that's my thing." Mentioned Link.
"Come on Link. Develop some Total Uninanomitity… Ya know, grow up. And make me a sandwich." zelda yelled at her servant.
"Lolz, okay Zelda. Let's stop messing around, we still have to get 'back 2 da future'!"
"Yeah… after that sandwich."
Two very boring minutes lator…
"Okay Zelda, Here's your sandwich." Link handed Zelda her sandwich. Zelda takes a bite and spits it out instantaneously.
"Uggh! Link! Are you trying to kill me? That tasted like 'ha'." (Tommy Wiseau)
"Well excuuuuu.." Zelda interrupted Link at pointed the sword at him.
"Would you like to finish that Link?" Zelda threatened.
"Uh. No. Sorry Zelda. I'll go make you a new one." Link was about to rush out of The Room when Zelda stopped him.
"Umm. Link? What should I do while you're gone?"
"What do you normally do when I'm gone."
"Wait for you to get back…" Zelda whimpered.
"Yeah… I'll be right back…" Link replied.
One Week Lator….
"Okay Zelda, I finally found out how to make a sandwich." Link said while handing Zelda the sandwich. As soon as Link let go, the plate fell onto to the floor. "Oh, she's not here..." Link said to himself. And you… technically.
"Link, Help!" came a voice out the window. Link looked around to ,find Zelda on the ground, with a broken leg.
"Zelda! What happened?!"
"Well, I fell… I mean Ganon pushed me out the window!"
"What?! Ganon was here?!"
"Uh… yeah. He… left? (Sure let's go with that.)"
"Dang it, I missed him!" Link said, Getting VERY ANGRY, VERY FAST!
"It'll be okay Link.."
"NO! HE OWES ME 50 RUPEES!"