The Following Trailer Is Rated NFM For No F##king Mercy!
From the BBC, once legendary for its quality, creativity, and innovation, comes absolute proof that there no cultural treasure or icon that can't be royally f##ked up by modern media.
Doctor Who Season 11!
Peter Capaldi is gone, and out of the darkness, a new Doctor rises to take his place, in theory. In reality we got was a blond twit with the acting ability of Megan Fox and the appeal of Robert De Niro, as the BBC goes full blown Ghostbusters 2016 on your ass, in the worst casting catastrophe since Mike Myers starred in The Cat in the Hat… on second though that would probably be an improvement.
But the new doc ain't alone, God help us. Along for the ride are her three companions, consisting of the only two decent actors in this shitshow, and a boring ass Muslim chick who only exists to fill a hiring quota.
Join the Doctor and her unnecessarily bloated cast of sidekicks as they travel through the BBC's horribly mutilated version of history, fighting intolerance and injustice, while you fight just to stay awake, fruitless though it might be.
If you long for the days of epic battles against extraterrestrial forces bent on domination and destruction, then keep on longing, as Doctor Who ignores pesky distractions like Daleks and Cybermen, and focuses on the real villains that threaten the universe, like single fathers, Christians, white people, more white people, and the greatest threat of all… Donald Trump! Yeah, like that dead horse hasn't been beaten into oblivion already.
So steel yourself for an eleven course smorgasbord of this steaming shitcake that threatens to ruin Doctor Who forever, which currently boasts a 22% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, a 2.7 user score on Metacritic, and the lowest rated holiday special since 2005, as well as a 4.3 million drop in viewership by series end. Anyone else feel like choking Jodie Whittaker with that damn rainbow scarf she loves so much?
Starring:
Joel Schumacher- Chris Chibnall
Doctor Dipshit- Jodie Whittaker
Linda Sarsour- Yasmin Khan
Token White Guy- Graham O'Brian
And for your viewing pleasure, a complete episode guide!:
The SJW Who Fell To Earth- Episode 1
The Snooze Monument- Episode 2
White Guilt- Episode 3
Obligatory Jab At Trump- 4
The Crap Conundrum- Episode 5
Muslim Apologetics 101- Episode 6
Kerplop- Episode 7
Bobbing For Apples- Episode 8
The Rant Of Jodie Whittaker- Episode 9
The Battle To Give A Shit- Episode 10
The Junkyard Dalek- Episode 11
Doctor Who The Hell Wrote This?
I hear that Jodie Whittaker has been nominated for the National Television Awards. The only thing she should be nominated for is the, "Defaming Asshole Of The Year" award.