Rating: This is PG-13 for language and material and some mentally disturbing ideas (mwhahahahahhahahahah)

A Sad Hogwarts Story
By: celticgurl
Prologue
Once in the magical place called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry there was an evil devious teacher that went by the name of Professor Parra (whom the students so lovingly called Evil Perra) and she taught a small side class of Language Arts. She was a tutor. In short she was a Squib. Our courageous characters Harry, Emily, Salina, Ron, and Hermione were subjected to this class as a small essential Muggle Studies class so they could graduate. This is where we shall begin.

Disclaimer: Ron Hermione and Harry are not mine! They are barrowed with love. I own Emily and Salina though. Author's Note: this is my first fic so please don't hold it against me. Please be kind and send me a few reviews!! Also look this summer for my drama; Across Time. It is a fun but slightly romantic and depressing. Thanks!!!!!!!!