Hi! I'm outta ideas for my other story (and still on the first chapter. Fail, right? Ugh.) so I'm starting another one. This one is more "wild", let's say. I apologize for any OOC-ness.

Inspiration: I've been reading fanfictions lately, and encountered many Mary-Sues (or gary-stus). I know, it's tempting, but it causes eye-rolling, people! Personally, I like using the original characters, not made up ones.

Summary: There's a new girl in town, Fiorenza Cecile Angelique Violette Cherry Darkblood. She's perfect in every way possible. There's just one person who doesn't like this Mary-Sue. Parody!

Disclaimer: Vlad Tod and the other amazing characters belong to Auntie Heather.

Claimer: The OC is MINE! You can take her, I don't care, but just source it back to me.

Warning: Still haven't read the fifth book yet.

"Hmm." A pair of plump soft lips curved into a grin as she crouched down behind a bush. With her keen eye sight, she can spot the raven-haired boy instantly, and precisely.

"Vladimir Tod," she whispered to herself, "I will get you." Her voice sounded threatening, but like her gleaming personality, the icy-coldness glistened under the moonlight. With a flip of her natural, straight, silky blonde hair behind her shoulder, she stalked off into the night.

~o~o~o~o~

"Did you see the new girl?"

"Have you heard, there's a new student!"

"You know, she's, like, super gorgeous!"

"I heard her uncle is a millionaire!"

All around campus, everyone was chattering about a new student. The new student.

Sighing, Vlad opened his locker, taking his books out. He was surprised that there would be a new student in the middle of the year, but not the least excited. It was Monday, also known as the worst day of the week. How could he be excited?

"Hey Vlad!" Vlad closed his locker and turned towards the source of the voice. There was Henry, accompanied with Joss. "Didja hear?"

Vlad blinked at him, then adding a girlish tone to his voice, "OMG! What? You gotta, like, tell me!"

Henry rolled his eyes. "Okay, clearly, you heard about the new student."

"Yup." There wasn't much to say, in Vlad's case.

"Yo Henry, Joss!" A random guy came up to us. "She just came out of the school's office. God, she's damn gorgeous! Come on." Henry and Joss then followed him.

Nice. They ditched me.

"She's in two of my classes already. How cool is that?"

"Cool?" Henry scoffed. "She in three of my classes! And I sit right behind her in Physics."

"Seriously? Dude, you're so lucky."

Henry smiled confidently. "Yeah, I am." He paused. "I wonder if she's a good kisser."

Smirking, Joss added, "I wonder if she's good in bed."

As his two friends rambled on, Vlad sat silently and ate his peanut-butter-and-jelly-plus-blood-capsule sandwich. He shifted his gaze to Meredith, who sat at the "popular table". His eyes then wondered to Snow, hanging out with with October and the goths. (So... does Snow go to his school? Ever? ... Let's pretend she does.) The two girls were special to him. Meredith, probably his ex-girlfriend. And Snow, his drudge and his unofficial girlfriend. Besides, how do you make things "official"? Do you go around, telling-

"Vlad? Hello?" Henry waved a hand in front of Vlad.

Vlad suddenly snapped out of his thoughts. "Huh? Oh, I-I'm sorry. Just... thinking about stuff."

"Mmhmm." Henry nodded. "So... how many classes do you have with her?"

"None so far."

"Oh, have you seen her? Or know what she looks like?" Henry asked intently.

Vlad shook his head no. "Why?"

"Uh... well...

"Use your powers, locate her, find her." Joss spoke for Henry.

Vlad raised an eyebrow. "Really? You want me to invade a girl's private thoughts, find her for you guys, so you two can flirt with her."

"Hey! Just because it sounds bad, doesn't mean it's a bad idea." Henry defended. "So... please?"

"Hmm..." Vlad pretended to mull over this idea. He bit into his sandwich, chewed, and swallowed. "No."

Joss sneered. "What good is a vampire if he doesn't help his friends read girls' minds?"

"I did that once." I argued. "And Henry ditched me after that."

"You still haven't gotten over that?" Guess who shouted that.

In the midst of their heated argument, a high-pitched squeal was heard. Everyone, as in the whole courtyard of students, (assuming that they eat lunch outside, instead of in a cafeteria) stopped talking and turned their heads towards the source of the sound. Some people, even Vlad, stood up from his seat, curious to what's going on.

A group of 7 or 8 guys parted, revealing a girl. The new girl.

She stood at about 5 foot 4. Her black, mid-waist, straight, sleek hair with mixed hot pink and purple highlights flowed in sync with the wind. Her large deep dark-violet eyes captured everyone's attention. With the black-laced fashion top and mid-thigh purple miniskirt, her slimming figure appeared (or might actually is) model-like. Her nose was slightly pointed at a perfect angle and her lip-glossed lips parted slightly, giving her an innocent, yet flirty look. Her outfit showed off her muscled, yet slim arms and legs. The sunshine spilled on her light-tan flawless complexion.

Almost all the guys and girls were staring at her with googly eyes or an evil, jealous glare. The world seemed like it had gone silent. While everyone around her was staring at her, it seemed like she was some kind of goddess and the people around were her followers.

As if she was ignoring the people staring at her, she looked around the courtyard, searching for someone. Suddenly, her eyes lit up when she locked her eyes on...

Meanwhile... in Vlad's mind: Vlad grumbled inwardly to himself. It was just another slut, wanting to get attention on her first day. Obviously, she could get any guy she wants with her "hotness". People are so shallow these days. Yes, Meredith and Snow are beautiful, but they were also beautiful on the inside. Just as Vlad was about to sit down and forget about the newcomer, Vlad caught her staring at him. Right at him!

"Vladdie!"

Vlad-y?

With her heels tapping in rhythm on the concrete, she rushed towards Vlad, with a overjoyed expression. Vlad, on the other hand, was stunned. Before he had any idea what was going on, she had ran past Henry and Joss, jumped on the picnic table, and threw herself at Vlad, wrapping her arms around her neck. Vlad caught himself from stumbling just in time, by stepping back with his right foot.

Eventually she released him. "Oh. My. God! My uncle was right!" She giggled. "I can't believe I get to meet you! My friends are going to be so so so jealous! I love you Vladimir Tod!" She gushed and embraced him in a tight hug once again.

As she was talking, Vlad kept a blank expression, attempting hiding his completely-freaked-out emotion. Who is this girl?

Tada! Done! Now review!

Because I worked REALLY hard on the descriptions. OMG! I love making up Mary-Sues. But after a while (of maybe the second time), it gets tedious.

What should be the second genre? The first one is parody... which I think I suck at. Any suggestions? I plan to make this very very continuous.